I'm As Straight As A Circle ~BxB~

Well Hello

"Ahh! he's so cute!" My aunt said as she crush me in a bear hug. Like I haven't heard that enough already. I pushed her away. "I'm about to graduate highschool! Stop!" I snapped. They only think I'm cute because I'm short...... and I kinda look like a girl but still. "Come on Kate you know he hates that." my mom said. "Can you guys get out I kinda have somewhere to be!!" I yelled. I did, today's the Friday like every other one that I go to Pride. It's a gay nightclub. Yes I'm openly gay if you haven't guess by now. I mean openly gay like if a random stranger asked me if I like Dick I would scream "Hell yeah!" as loud as I can. "Hey don't bring your toys back to the house. Go to theres and no unprotected sex. Make sure your home by dinner tomorrow." My mom said before she walked out. I smiled. We call all the men I sleep with toys because they are just used and then put back for someone else to use. My aunt shook her head. "You just use that cuteness in the wrong way." My aunt said walking out behind my mom. "Whatever." I said to myself. I jumped in the shower. I got out refresh and looked at myself in the mirror. "I'm not that short." I said to myself. "Yes you are." A voice said. I screamed. "Mason what are you doing! You gave me a heart attack!" I yelled as I turned to him. He laughed. "What?" I asked. I looked down. "My towel!!" I screamed and ran out of the bathroom into my room. I heard him laughing. I locked my door. "You could've told me!" I yelled. Well yeah I knew I didn't have a towel on. I don't like anything on me when I get out of the shower. Yes, I like to feel the brezze on me while i'm in the nude when I get out the shower. I grabbed my blue skinny jeans and my black tight shirt. I put boxers on and my clothes. I unlocked my bedroom door and walked out. "Sexy but I think you look better naked." Mason said. Mason has brown hair and green eyes. He loves short boys. That doesn't always work in my favor but it's cool. "Ha. Ha. Very funny." I said with my hands on my hips making a annoyed face. He blushed. "Your so cute. I just wanna.." He said as he walked up to me. He was about to kiss me when I pick my finger on his lips. "No No. Not until I get a new one then I will play with you."I said. He rolled his eyes. "No No. Not until I get a new one then I will play with you." Mason mocked me. "Oh come one we can have a little fun." Mason said then he kissed me. Well he had to lean down. I kissed back of course. "Ok mason back away. You know jess is trying to do the new before the old." My mom said. Mason pulled away. "It's ok mom. My past toys always want to be first." I said smirking. My mom laughed. "Yes we do." Mason said. "Well bye mom see you tomorrow." I said. Then mason and I walked out of the door. The sun was starting to set. "I love the night!" I yelled. Mason laughed. "Well get into the car." Mason said getting into his car and starting it up. I jumped in. He started to drive. I put in my cd. Jeffree Star- Bitch, Please started to play. I started to sing along.

Ain't no bitch who can do it like me.

Go F-U-C-K yourself baby.

Ain't no bitch who can do it like me.

The critics and the press agree.

Ain't no bitch who can do it like me.

J-E-F-F to the R-E-E

Ain't no bitch who can do it like me.

Uh Huh - What? - Yeah.

Slide my panties off in your Lamborghini.

TMZ just saw my coochie like I was Britney.

Be Flo Rida an spin me right round round...

But don't try to bite me like Chris Brown.

Make my bottle pop like a Pussycat Doll.

Smoked out Michael Phelps and won a gold medal.

Ain't no bitch who can do it like me.

Call me F-A-G, bitch please!

Ain't no bitch who can do it like me.

You can L-I-C-K my pussy.