one day michael and his pet crab luke were walking in a field.
"oh my fucking god! its a cow!" michael screamed. he dragged luke behind him and ran up to the cow
"sup bitches wanna buy some melons" said the cow.
"what the fuck" mumbled luke the crab.
michael and the cow looked confused as a motherfucker. did the crab just fookin talk?
"what the fok? did you just fookin talk you bitch ass hoe?" asked michael.
"so the cow can talk but not me?"
"stfu lil bitch" said the cow
michael pulled out a blowdryer and shoved it up lukes ass. he turned it on and luek cooked from the inside out.
"lets go knock over some old people fookin slut ass bitch hoe cow"
"oKAY BITCH THATS IT POST UP"
declared the cow
the cow then kicked michael in the nuts.
"holy balls!" sed michael
the cow picked michael up and threw him into the fookin toilet bc theres a toilet somehow.
"fukin twat!" said michael
the cow and shrek then rode off into the sunset.
the end fuckin bitch
