The zodiac book

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Signs as people in my homeroom

Aries: that weird kid who's quoted as "what degree do you need to get into UCF?" And "my job doesn't EXIST. I want to be... A professional hunter"

Taurus: that funny girl who accidentally said her dad wanted her to be a pornagrapher. Always makes me laugh

Gemini: the kid who never gives me his mints

Cancer: the Pervy teacher I already caught checkin out young girls lol

Leo: the peppy college counselor who came in to talk to us once. Nice but proved no points

Virgo: my Asian friend who also never gives me mints. Simultaneously manages to check out every female in the vicinity

Libra: the girl whose whole wardrobe is literally just Pink/VS

Scorpio: the "hot" upperclassman that always hits on my Pervy teacher O.o

Sagittarius: the English teacher who always creeps in. Sassy n Savage af

Capricorn: the mysterious senior who always walks out of our back room with a cup of steaming tea

Aquarius: probably the fish that was in the back room before it disappeared, I never did find out what happened to it

Pisces: my hipster friend behind me who always has dirty jokes to tell and is obsessed with anime and Japan. So kawaii desu-ne