"I just so happened to be walking down the street and all of a sudden, I got kidnapped! OH NO! I was knocked out by a really sexy guy. (How do you know what he looked like if you got knocked out?) When I woke up, I realized I was in a van with ONE DIRECTION! (Well, that's not stupid at all.) Ermagerd! Unless I see unicorns flying through the sky, then I know for sure that this is real life. (I know for sure that this is a fan fiction.) I looked over and saw Zayn looking me in the eye, nodding his head. 'Oh, Annabelle, you're so hot, MARRY ME!' Zayn said. (YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SPOKEN YET!) 'Oh, I've only known you for one chapter of this terrible fan fiction but I will marry you Zayn!" (Annabelle! You don't even know his last name! I am ashamed.)
WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY.
WHY DO YOUR CHARACTERS ALWAYS HAVE TO GET MARRIED?! CELEBRITIES HAVE GIRLFRIENDS, TOO!
FOR EXAMPLE: have you heard of Zerrie, Elounor, Payzer, Jelena, Nemi, Haylor, and crap like that? (I know some of them broke up, but come on!)
How do you spell pathetic? F-A-N-F-I-C-T-I-O-N-S
That looks pretty accurate.
