Fluttercord In Equestria Girls

Chapter 5: Reformation

Applejack and Rainbow Dash had carried Discord back to the main office. Without anyone else there to witness it. I guess everyone either went home or to the game that was taking place in the middle of the school day. Upon seeing the girls carrying the unconscious boy Celestia opened the door for them. She never once found it weird or creepy that he was unconscious.

"Be careful girls." Said Celestia as Applejack and Rainbow Dash walked into the main office. "Lay him on the couch towards the back." 

The two girls stood in front of the couch with Applejack who held him by the legs and Rainbow Dash who held him by the arms.

"On the count of three sugar cube, we hoist him onto the couch." Said Applejack as she began to lift him up by the legs.

"Got it." Rainbow Dash agreed, as she began to lift him up by the arms.

They managed to lift Discord off of the ground and they used teamwork and a little bit of elbow grease to lift him up.

"One,two,three!" Said Applejack as she and Rainbow Dash lifted him up.

They both managed to yeet the unconscious body of Discord onto the couch but it only bounced a bit before he ended up on the floor, crumbling like a piece of meat. Celestia looked concerned for the poor boy on the floor. Then she raised an eyebrow at the two girls.

"Oops." Said Applejack nervously. "Sorry bout that."

"Maybe it's a good thing he's passed out." Said Rainbow nonchalantly as the boy now lay face down on the ground.

Immediately the two girls carefully lifted Discord off of the floor once more and slowly placed him onto the couch. Then they walked away from the couch while Celestia watched over the sleeping Discord to make sure he couldn't get away and not to be a creeper. She completed some work at her desk to keep busy.

An hour went by and Discord began to regain consciousness, he slowly opened his eyes then closed them again, then opened them surprised by his surroundings. He looked around and saw that he was lying on a fancy couch. The room had a very warm atmosphere, on the walls hung framed diplomas. As he looked up, he could see all of the trophies on shelves and framed photographs of Celestia and Luna's accomplishments that they for some reason kept here instead of at home.

"Hello Discord." Said Celestia while sitting on a chair in front of him. Luna sat in a chair next to hers.

"Eh?" Said Discord looking a bit scared. "Hi? Why am I here and not in jail?" Both women ignored his question.

Discord immediately shot up from the couch and tried to run towards the door. He attempted to open the door but his efforts were futile as the door was locked and there was someone guarding the door.

"We knew that you would try to escape as soon as you woke up." Luna said calmly, not phased by his escape attempt.

"Please let me go." Begged Discord, dropping to his knees in front or them. "I don't want to go to jail. They'll make me get cigarettes for them. I won't last a day." 

"Calm down." Said Celestia in a calm tone. "I only want to talk to you, and offer you a deal you won't get anywhere else." 

"What do you want from me you perverts?!" Shouted Discord irked, clearly thinking of something perverted. 

Celestia and Luna flushed at this and they felt very offended.

"Not like that." Said Luna now annoyed. "You're such a perverted...."

"Calm down Luna." Said Celestia  as she placed a hand on Luna's shoulder in an attempt to calm a fuming Luna because she had enough problems to deal with. "Why don't you have a seat Discord? This might take a while."