What if... ( Akatsuki Scenarios )

They react to Fifty Shades of grey trailer

<< If you haven't watched the trailer, then you should watch it before reading this. It's barely five minutes, I think>>

Before the trailer♡♡♡

Me: What do you guys think the movie is about?

Deidara: ART! Fifty shades of the color grey...it's gonna be full of paintings and art,un!

Tobi: It'll be full of zebras and elephants. They are light grey, dark grey and black!

Itachi: *facepalm*

Me: Hidan and leader-sama, what do you guys think?

Hidan: I don't know. But I want it to be all about sex!

Pain: Fifty different types of pain that can be felt and y-

Me: Yeah I got it!

Sasori : Grey is probably a person

Itachi: Yeah, I was thinking the same.

Naruto : Is he the one who owns the ramen shop?

Sasuke: Tch! Play the movie already.

During the trailer♡♡♡

Deidara : She is going for an interview. Nice girl,un.

Naruto: He's the boss. Hey, give her job!

Hidan: This is boring.

Deidara : She looks like a good girl, he'll make her his assistant.

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Tobi: They're clicking his photos Senpai! I want to be a model too!

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Itachi: This isn't what I expected it to be.

Sasuke : People are so perverted. Stop this!

Hidan: This is my movie!! YESSS!!! YOU GO ANASTASIA!!!

Deidara : They are kissing in the elevator! Why is she doing this with her boss!?

Naruto: I thought she was a good girl!!

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Pain: I order you to stop playing this movie.

Sasori: He's using ropes to tie her up, I'd prefer chakra strings. They are more efficient.

Tobi : Where are the grey elephants?

Itachi: My sharingan can be put to great use.

Sasuke : Brother! NO!

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Tobi: Her coat is the only thing that's Grey!

Deidara: SHE IS NAKED AGAIN!! NO! SOMEBODY GIVE HER CLOTHES.

Hidan: YEYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! JASHIN SAMA THANK YOU!

Naruto: He's torturing her? I would save her if she wasn't naked.

Tobi: She is blindfolded. They are playing a ga-
NOOO! TOBI DOESN'T WANT TO WATCH!!

After watching the trailer♡♡♡

Me: So, what do you guys think now?

Hidan: I RECOMMEND!

Sasori: I don't think it's worth watching.

Pain: I'm deeply disappointed. They have depicted pain in the worst way possible.

Itachi: I want all of you to get back to your rooms, kids.

Sasuke : I have nothing to say about this.

Deidara: First, she came to him for a job.

Naruto : Then they do photoshoot. He is a model.

Deidara: Then elevator..and NO!

Tobi: No elephants?

Me: Nope!

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