A FRESH NEW START

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by pyrobutt

by pyrobutt

Heya hhOWDy boys my name is Teufort and I'm here to kick you in the balls because you don't make my potatoes the way I like 'em. So let's begin!

Most of you know me as TheKawaiiCreep or, maybe even Leah. Do not call me either of those. That was before my transition, and if you think its okay because "its not hurting anyone":
1. You are wrong.
2. It hurts me.
3. You are an ass.
Please, call me Alex.

Being trans is hard as shit. Harder than my cock when I see Thor ass-naked covered in icing seductively licking his fingers and winking.
And that's pretty damn hard.

PYRO GETS BANNED, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
Nonetheless, being a trans man is super difficult because you barely exist in the LGBT+ community, and you're constantly getting ass-fucked by people who think it's wrong AND basically sucking the dick of religious fuckers who think you're going to hell for being yourself. And you have to listen to them all, or else you don't set a good example for the Trans community and fuck everyone else over, twice! ITS LIKE A GODDAMN ORGY OF, JUST, ELEPHANT DIARRHEA.

Gross.

Anyway, what I'm trying to say here is: Please just call me a he. It really isn't that hard to remove the letter S.
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YES. I AM BACK. ISNT IT WONDERFUL. SO MUCH SHIT HAS HAPPENED. IM BLOSSOMING INTO A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG GAY MAN. *PHOTOSYNTHESIS*