STEP 1 : poke people until they get so annoyed that they punch you.
STEP 2 : run up to a random person and give them a good, long hug. Who knows what they are going through? It could make their day.
STEP 3 : try to tear a yellow pages book in half with only a toothpick and a fork.
STEP 4 : cut off your toes.
STEP 5 : play call of duty for as long as you can without any breaks. If you play for more that 48 hours straight, let me know you did on my wall.
STEP 5 : you will need : two people and a road: have each person go on either side of the road and bend down as if you are holding a rope. If cars stop, award yourself points, if they drive through, minus points.
STEP 6 : WARNING: ONLY FOR EXTREME BOREDOM, ASK A DOCTOR : try to kidnap Justin Bieber. Let me know how far you got when you get out of jail.