dun judge a bok bai itz cova

*5 am*

i woke up nd crald ot uf bd tuk a showr cuz i du evrydy nd lazil applid sum h0t tar cz it guud 4 ur ayez

i pt diz on {insert perfectly matched polyvore link}

i rod mah trysicl dan 2 Sturbakz

i walkd in2 Sturbakz nd ordurd mah uzul 

"1 dubbl moucha non fat extr crem 5 pakz uf suga nd a swirly dezin n da tohp" i smrkd @ da supa sxy Sturbakz man

whn i st don i st on a peez uf gum

"w@st3 n0t wnt n0t" so i ppeld da peez uf gum uff uf mai leoprd Victorias Secret thong nd 8 it

"yummy" i sed az i ched de peez uf gum

i herd de duur opn to Sturbucks nd i saw Henry Stielz!11!1!!

"0mGzzZZzzzZ" i thut 2 maisulf az i smerd de gum un da windw 

i sw henry wlkng ova hur

"hai sxy bby" henry smrkd 

"wann bang?/?//?' i thut ot loud

i blushd a tomto red

"sure bby" he smrked wif hez deep dimpulz

8* aftuf dey bng*

"bby" henry sed

"yus" i ansurd bck

"i-i nd 2 ask u sumthin"

"wht iz it u litl shit"

"wil u merry me?" henry asked

he puled ot a donut frm hiz poket

"YEZ!11!!?@#*%!

"gud"

aftr we hd 69 kidz nd suld dere suls 2 satan

                        The End