Mianite Texts

Boy (Ianite and Dianite) _____________________

D-You

I-Yes, me?..

D-WHY DID YOU TELL MIANITE AND NOT ME

I-Oh, that

D-YES THAT

I-Cuz you'd overreact, like you are now.
Mianite told you?

D-I knew he was hiding something so I got him drunk. I feel betrayed, how could you, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TELL ME NOT MIANITE FIRST

I-Drunk before noon, oh Dianite, you just practically drugged our brother with alcohol just to fish a secret out of him? And you're overreacting, it's not betrayal, I was gonna tell you by the end of today

D-YES IT IS

I-Chill

D-...

I-Now then, wanna meet up with everyone else and play the name game?

D-Boy or girl

I-Boy, you twat. Now come over, bring chocolate. And you'd better hurry, I'm pregnant and moody

(I just typed this up in like twenty minutes bc I'm sitting in my aunt's house with nothing to do and a small ration of chocolate)