You're talking to a stranger. Say Hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: guess what
You: what
Stranger: i got a butterfly!!!!!!!
You: how old r u
Stranger: 20 y?
You: i thought u were 8
Stranger: fuck u
Stranger: can an 8 yrs old kid cuss? fight me bitch
You: i cant fight with u that would be child abuse man
Stranger: shut up y? how old r u?
You: 18
You: dont u dare say im young
You: ill burn all of ur magazines bitch
Stranger: do it and ill get your teddy bears kid
You: fuck dont touch thm
You: ill srsly kill u
Stranger: dont kill me
Stranger: im still eatinf my frosted flakes
You: bro
You: were eating the same thing
Stranger: bro
Stranger: wat if were meant to be
Stranger: i love u bro
You: bro im a guy
Stranger: me too
You: bro
Stranger: this awkward
Stranger: are u rlly taking this srsly
You: sorry im an awkward potato
Stranger: if youre a potato
Stranger: i would like to eat u
You: are u flirting with me dude
Stranger: yes ;)
You: then eat me
Stranger: im srsly licking my lips
You: ahhhhhh ugh babe
Stranger: u like it there babe?
You: yes ugh more
Stranger: ahh babee ugh
You: okay stop
Stranger: dude rlly
You: ;)
Stranger: give me ur number
You: give urs first
Stranger: ofc
And their story continues.
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im so sorry for this. ill make this better in the future i promise
comment and vote if you liked this (i hope)
tell me if you want a part two of this :)
i really hate this.
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stories of taekook. oneshots.
Fanfiction"hey, kids, it's storytelling time!" a group of children ran to him. he smiles as he opens his mouth to tell the stories of two individuals. {some (all) of the oneshots are corny}
