HwntxBrotato Oneshot

Smuts and Fights

(It was awkward writing this at the time and so that's why it has 2 P.O.V's.)

*~ StevexBrotato (2nd person) ~*

Steve walked down the small road in the village, his house was at the end. As he got near he noticed a yellow duck in a suit, hiding in the bushes.

"Cib?" Steve called to him
Cib looked over at him and smiled, "Hey!"
"What are you doing in the bushes again?" Steve asked
"The mailman is delivering a golden statue of a duck. And I've been waiting for him or her to arrive." Cib replied as he stuck his head back in the bushes, he sounded like a cliché detective from a black&white film
"Try not to put them in the hospital again, okay?" Steve warned
"No promises." Cib laughed
"Well if you see my sister and her boyfriend, keep them away, the same goes for Gizzy." Steve told him
"Why?"
"Bro Code."
Cib sighed and nodded in response, "Bros before Brahs."

Steve fished his keys from his pocket, and put them into the key hole, turning it sideways. Opening the door, he closed it behind him and tossed his backpack to the side. He'd managed to get Iron, Coal, and even Diamonds; the ores clanked against one another as they fell to the floor within the bag. He was tired from mining all day, along with Herobrine grieving him at every turn. Since he was dating Steve's sister, which was ridiculous.

"Steve? Is that you?" Called a voice

He looked up to see Tyler popping his head out of the kitchen. With a smile he walked over to him, Tyler's hair was a mess, glasses missing, and cookie dough on his left cheek. Steve's hand cupped Tyler's cheek, as he licked off the cookie dough.

"Chocolate chip?" He smirked
Tyler's face turned red, as he looked up at him, "I was trying to make them from scratch, but my glasses fell in the dough."
"Is my sister home?" Steve asked with a whisper, "Or Gizzy?"
"No." Tyler shook his head
"Good." Steve smiled

He picked up Tyler and put him against the kitchen wall, in one swift motion, his eyes looked hungrily at him. Placing his leg between Tyler's legs, his knee resting on the wall, so he'd sit on it. Steve slowly moved his leg around, and felt Tyler's boner grow. Steve looked at a blushing and moaning Tyler, as he was only a few inches away from his face, he leaned in and kissed him. His warm lips, his scent intoxicating, and Tyler's body arching toward him. He felt like an animal or a Zombie as they looked at their prey. Steve broke the kiss and whispered into Tyler's ear seductively,

"Let's take this to upstairs, shall we?"

Tyler got goosebumps at the sound of his voice, being so close to his ear. He'd began to nip Tyler's ear, making him moan. As Steve moved away he picked up his small roommate, and Tyler wrapped his legs around his waist. Walking out of the kitchen, up the stairs, into Steve's room, he closed the door behind him and tossed Tyler on to his bed. Steve grabbed a white sock from his drawer, and put it on the outside of the door handle. Looking back at Tyler, who still laid on the bed, he smiled and began to take off his shirt. Tyler saw him coming toward the bed, and started to lift his own shirt up.
But suddenly he felt Steve's hands touch both of his sides, and slowly moving upward. Tyler let out a small whimper, which made Steve grab Tyler's hands so he wouldn't move, as he started to gently kiss across his chest. Tyler began to arch his back once more, making him moan. Steve moved his hands to Tyler's sides, he then began to lick his chest and nipples. Steve looked up as he saw that Tyler's face was covered with his shirt, he decided to help him.
Once the shirt was finally off and with Tyler looking at him, Steve started to unbutton his pants. Tyler started to unbuckle Steve's own, and shimmy his way out of his pants. Suddenly Steve moved Tyler so he could be fully on the bed, and climbed on top of him fully naked. Both of them were naked now, and eyes locked on one another.
He looked up at Steve, his face red, and asked,

"What do you plan on doing?"
"Everything."

*~ Cib P.O.V (2nd Person) ~*

Cib still hid in the bushes, chanting 'Duck-tective' over and over. He added some of his own beats to it, making it sound like he was beatboxing. Suddenly he saw Gizzy walking by him, and he pulled him in, which made Gizzy dropped whatever he had in his hands.

"What the hell!" Gizzy yelled in his British accent and saw Cib, "What was that for?"
"Brah, as a Bro I need to keep you out."
Gizzy pointed to the house, "I live there, YOU live there, TYLER lives there, STEVE lives there, HELL Steve's SISTER LIVES THERE!"
"She moved out yesterday." Cib replied
"She still lives there!" Gizzy yelled, "And now all our food is on the floor."
"Steve said to keep you out." Cib repeated, "Wait? Mailman!"

Cib jumped out of the bushes and saw Steve's sister - Toni ((A/N I was getting bored and it was super awkward while writing the sex scene ^^')) - looking back at him, along with Herobrine. The couple were holding hands, as he carried a cactus in a  flower pot for her. Gizzy walked out and saw them, too. Awkward silence kept them all  from speaking, as they all just stood there looking at one another. That's when Cib thought of something so igneous, that'd it was going to keep everyone away for a while.

"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Cib yelled as he grabbed Gizzy, picked up Toni and ran away carrying her over his head
"YOU'LL DIE!" Herobrine yelled as he chased after them
"It's nice to see you too Cib." She sighed while looking back at her boyfriend, who was throwing fire balls at him.
"I'm sorry!" Cib apologized
Gizzy just sighed as he ran, "Why do I always grocery shop when this happens?"

*~ StevexBrotato (2nd person) ~*

Tyler stopped kissing Steve, as he heard someone screaming outside. He knew it was Cib, since the screams were accompanied by explosions. They both looked at the window and saw fire and smoke.
Steve looked back at Tyler, and grabbed his member to get his attention. Tyler gasped as he looked at Steve, who began stroking it. Causing Tyler to moan while Steve began to give him a handjob, which soon turned into a blowjob. Tyler could feel that he was going to climax- and soon. Steve looked up at him, stopping midway,

"Tyler." He teased seductively
"Y-yes?" Tyler responded
"I hope you're ready."
"Well this time I am. Not like the time you tired to have sex with me during Christmas." Tyler replied with some saltiness
"Hey I said I was sorry." Steve said, "An I blame it on poor judgement."
Tyler sighed with his face turning red

Steve got up into position, spreading Tyler's legs, and lined his member to his entrance. With all teasing aside he began to thrust. Tyler grabbed the sheets, letting out breathy moans, and gripped them tightly. The faster Steve thrusted, the louder Tyler got. He'd managed to repeat through the moans, "Harder. ."
He was managing to hit his prostate dead on several time. Tyler loved it as if this was the best gift ever. Steve started to kiss up and down his neck. One particular spot he was abusing the poor thing. Suddenly he climax, letting out a breathy scream and his white mess hit Steve's stomach. Tyler looked, his face blushing as he saw it had even gotten on him. With that all over him, soon made Steve climaxed as well, making Tyler feel all tingly on the inside. Watching this, Steve slowed the thrusting and Tyler's request grew quieter.
Steve pulled out, and grabbed the conveniently placed towel at the end of the bed. He used it to clean whatever mess came out of both of them. Tyler saw Steve throw the towel on the floor, as he laid down right next to him.

"Isn't that your bath towel?"
Steve replied as he nipped at Tyler's ear, "Well it's our sex towel now."

Steve got the blanket and placed it over them, and wrapped his arms around a humming Tyler. Both could feel their heartbeats racing, since they hadn't had this much fun in a while. Tyler looked up from Steve's chest and up into his eyes, as a smile appeared on his face. Their eyes closed slowly, just as their lips touched and their bodies grinding one another.
Suddenly they heard an explosion and the crash of a broken window hitting the floor. They both looked up to see Cib and Toni laying up against the wall. Flames, broken blocks, and glass littered the floor with smoke. Frozen in place, Toni was shook her head and looked their way,

"Steve and-?"
Cib swiftly picked her up before jumping out the second story window yelling at the top of his lungs, "Don't look!"
Tyler laid back down, as Steve cuddled up with him, "That ruined the mood."
"Yeah totally." Steve agreed
"Hotel?" Tyler asked
"Yep."