In Love With THIS Lunatic <Deadpool x Reader>

<Chapter 1>

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You walked through a dark alleyway. No one was around. Or so you presumed. The sound of your own footsteps echoed down the alleyway, water dripping from pipes and faucets making some pools of dirty water. Your feet step in one making a small splash.

A dark shadow follows behind you as you walked. Hearing your footsteps echo two times at once, you slowly turn around. You see the shadowy figure stand there and you bolted. He or she follows right after you. Now heavy footsteps followed as you ran. Stepping in puddles causing big splashes. You reached a dead end and your cursed under your breath as you faced the figure in front of you. He grinned darkly.

"You have a really nice figure... How about we have a good time..."

He pinned you against the wall and you struggled to get free. 'I could use my powers, but it's too dangerous...' You thought to yourself. "L-Let go..."You muttered. He chuckles darkly, refusing as he opened up your jacket, you wore a deep V-neck. It showed some of your cleavage. You scowled slightly in disgust as the man was about to grope you. He freezes once you both heard someone drop down behind him. The man looks behind him and you look too. There was a man dressed in red. Head covered. Gun hole-

"Okay wait a minute. I just figured out something!"He says loudly.

"..."

"..."

"We're in a story!"

"........"

"........"

He walks around thinking,"There is someone, making me and you do these actions. The Author! This is not actually the 'real' world. No matter how we put. You!"He points at you,"You're the main character! First time ever I'm not. And you!"He points at the man,"You're one of the baddies! And the Author will write,'Then the man took out his gun, pointed it at the bad guy, and shot him! BAM!" The man fell to the ground dead, letting you free.

'He's crazy....' You thought.

"I may be crazy, ma'am. But you like it!"He replies proudly.

"H-How did you know I was thinking that...?"

"I'm telling you. We're in a story!"He looks at your chest and sees your cleavage, eyes widening.

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"That's a must..."The man replies to his thought with a grin hidden behind his mask.

You catch him staring and close your jacket immediately,"Perv!"

"It wasn't me! It was the Author making me!"He accuses.

(Author-chan: ಠ_ಠ..... Right whatever...ὺ.ύ)

"Who are you?"You ask frowning.

"Deadpool! Your Name?"

"(Y/n)..."

"No, what is your name? Is it Your Name?"

"No. It's, (Y/n)."

"Your name is, (Y/n)?"

"Yes..."

"Parenthesis Your Slash Name Parenthesis?"

"No."

"Well, that's how the story is saying it from how I see it..."

[This is a You x Reader story, Deadpool...]

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[There are thousands of xReader stories. They can't just use one name that isn't the reader's name. SO, authors use fill ins for name, favorite things, eye color, vice versa.]

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"That makes TOTAL sense!"Says Deadpool. You raise an eyebrow. "Alright. I'll 'play' along."He says,"So, your name's (Y/n)?"He asks. You nod. "So nothing like Jennifer? Emily? Maria? Angela? Ava? Kaiden? Catherine-?"

(Author-chan:😠 DEADPOOL!!!! (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ [flips a table])

"Alright alright!"Deadpool says putting his hands up. 

"...."You look at him, confused about what life even is now. This man was talking to himself, absolutely insane. A lunatic. "S-So... What are you here for?"

"Oh,"He snaps his gaze to you,"I thought there was trouble... So here I am!"He says standing in a superhero pose proudly.

"Um..."

"A 'Thank you for saving my life!' would be nice."

You sigh,"Thanks for saving my life...."

"A handshake would be nice also."He says. You raise a brow and shake his hand. "And a hug." You roll your eyes and hug him. "And a kiss."He says grimly.

"No."

"Aw."He pouts,"But-"

"No."

"Author!"He yells at the dark sky,"Make her do it!"

(Author-chan: ....... 😒)

"You're a lunatic!"

"Thanks!"He says smiling.

You frown,"I'm leaving. This is getting ridiculous."You say walking away.

"Hey! Wait!"He says as he watches you walk away before catching up to you. He walks beside you,"You know, I was thinking we could get some chimichangas with me sometime. Whaddya say?"

You scoff,"Once you know how to treat a girl properly, I'll think about..."You say before walking faster and away. Deadpool stands there and watches you walk away.

"Plays hard to get..."He says,"I can approve that, Author!"He grins and gives a thumbs to the Author. 

(Author-chan: *sighs and facepalms*)

"See you in the next chapter then!"He says to the readers as he walks away and disappears.