His Hostess (Kyoya x Reader) OHSHC

Expect the Unexpected

What the fuck.

Did someone just confess their love to me? And by someone I mean Hikaru, wow this is awkward.

"I'm sorry Hikaru, but I don't feel the same." I said. I honestly didn't, yeah he was hot, but he's attractive to my eyes not my heart.

It was silent.

Silence is legit filling up the whole courtyard at the moment.

"Hik-" I looked up, but I saw him gone. He was walking away already too far for me to call his name. So I guess he didn't take the news so well, did he?

I sighed a bit and walked off. We could've of just been cool with each other, but I guess he took it the wrong way. So much stuff to do today, hopefully, this doesn't get in my way.

Well I don't have a lot to do today I actually just need to sneak that car in, but I usually have no plans so this is something new. I wouldn't imagine me sneaking in someone's car, but yet we are talking about myself here.

It's so silent here, I'm usually never this early in school, I would be walking to my class and be early, but I'm (f/n) who isn't super early to class.

"That was rather interesting than weird." A voice said. I turned my head around and saw Kyoya writing in his journal.

You know he kind of reminds me of light from Death Note since all he does is write in a black journal. All I need to do is to glue letters that says Death Note to his journal and boom he is now Kira. Nah it would be the Tax Note.

He'll be the idiot saying oh-look-I-am-the-tax-collector-taking-all-yo-money-you-poor-people-cough-Haruhi-cough.

Perfect description!

And then I could be the amazing L! That means I'll sit like a hawk, eat sweets all day, and save people from taxes. Even though I don't enjoy sweets much, but I'm starting to get used to them now because of Honey.

"What is?" I said looking at him.

"Oh that love confession from Hikaru." He looked towards at me, it seems like he was waiting for a reaction.

His face said it all. He's defiantly not getting a reaction either I decided to put the I-put-the-fun-in-funeral face.

"Right anyways, what the hell are you doing here so early?" I asked him.

"The same question goes for you (f/n)." He continued scribbling in his notebook without breaking eye contact with it. You know I'm not so upset that Tamaki stole his vehicle this kid could be irritating.

***

"Shut up blondie!" I shouted smacking the back of Tamaki's head. "Ow don't hit daddy!" He whined rubbing his head.

"Don't hit daddy!" I said mocking his voice, crossing my arms. He just kept on whining about the plan of sneaking in Kyoya's car. I had the perfect plan we could of just simply left it in front of his house with the keys on the car and leave a little note that says thanks for the car idiot from unknown.

But this idiot says it's so not secretly? Oh Jesus of anime what is he talking about, my plan is perfect unlike his trying to do stupid moves from a spy movie.

"Listen idiot, either go with my plan or not." I said pulling his cheek. "Ughhh fine!" He said letting out a big puff. He drove Kyoya's car to the front of his house. Wow this kid actually knows how to do something besides whining and day dreaming over Haruhi.

"We're here." He said. "Great." I said pulling out a piece of paper and pen. I wrote

' thanks for the car sincerely - person who borrowed your car .'

"Alright let's go." I said, I jumped off the car and shut the door rather harshly. Tamaki did the same as I did and went to my side of the car.

"Here put this on the window shield or somewhere." I said giving him the piece of paper. He nodded and did as said so.

"Hey is that Kyoya getting out of his car?" Tamaki said pointing to a certain direction.

I squinted my eyes looking for what he was pointing at. He was pointing at the front door of Kyoya's mansion. When my view finally cleared up it was Kyoya walking out of his house.

"Oh shit it is." I said.

"What now?" He said putting a finger on his chin.

"Run." I said, I then took off running through the streets. Holy shit I haven't ran this much in my whole life, I looked back and saw Tamaki trying to catch up with me running out of breath already.

"Wait (f/n)!" He shouted, haha nope I'm letting you die alone. I felt a vibrate on my thigh. I pulled out my phone and checked my notifications, I got a text. Great timing person who sent me a text I'm currently not running away from a heartless tax collector, a stupid blonde, and not running away from sneaking in a car.

Perverted Alien: You know you aren't that fast at running.

Um excuse you, I'm the best.