Ryan's p.o.v
I open the door to the house I share with Brendon,and see Brendon cooking dinner,naked.
"Hi baby" Brendon says kissing my lips.
"Whatcha making?" I ask him.
As soon as the words left my mouth Brendon looked frightened. He quickly runs out of the room and I look in the pan on the stove.
"What the fuck is that? Cheez whiz covered dicks?"
I pick one up and lick off all the cheez whiz. It's scrumptious! I lick the cheez whiz off of the rest of the dicks and decide to go all WILD and take a bite of one of the dicks. ThIs Is SoI gOoD! I eat all 4 of the dicks.
Brendon comes back into the kitchen and his dick is in his hand, chopped off.
"RYAN EAT MY PENIS" Brendon screams at me.
I grab his dick and eat it all.
"Babe did you eat all the dicks in the pan?" Brendon asks me, now more calm.
"Yes but may I ask you where you got them".
"Patrick, Pete, Joe, and Andy"
"What the hell Brendon! I just ate Fall Out Boy's dicks!"
"Calm yourself child" Brendon says to me.
Brendon leads me to our shared room and the first thing I see is Shia LaBeouf naked on our bed.
"JUST DO IT" Shia yells.
All of a sudden Fall Out Boy walks in and they all yell "RYAN YOU FUCKING BASTARD YOU ATE OUR PENISES".
Pete walks up to me and rips off my pants and Victoria's Secret thong and pulls out a knife, slicing my dick off. Pete eats my dick.
"Why the fuck did you just eat my dick?"
"PAYBACK FOR YOU EATING ALL OF OURS YOU GAY MOTHERFUCKER" Patrick screams.
Fob leaves and Brendon walks over to me and takes off my shirt and leads me to the bed. Shia starts aggressively making out with me as Brendon puts his enormous black dick into my ass.
"Oh yeah Brendon" I moan.
Shia gets up and goes over to Brendon and puts his dick in his ass.
"Shia oh shit" Brendon moans.
We all cum and we fall asleep in the position we were in. Welcome To The Black Parade starts playing and I wake up. Gerard bursts in.
"WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY TO SEE A MARCHING BAND" Gerard sings.
Gerard pulls a can of cheez whiz out of his pants and sprays it on us. I Write Sins Not Tragedies starts playing and we all have a naked dance party spraying cheez whiz on each other and we end up eating each other.
