Once upon a wish

Once upon a wish (Chapter 1)

I took a deep breath before entering the janitor's room. It stinks in here, who in their right mind would want to stay in here? It smells as if animals died here. I doubt Patrick would be in here but wouldn't hurt to give it a try, right? I need the homework for AP Calculus he borrowed from me during the third period. He never did his homework, he usually asked to copy mine. I don't even know how he managed to maintain a 3.8 GPA. I held my breath a little as I look for a light switch.

"Pat? Pat? Where the heck are you? Are you even in here? Because if you are- " I stop talking immediately as my jaw drops open. What the actual fu - flower? Just so you know, I do not cuss. Well, maybe a little, but then again maybe I do cuss a lot but I am trying to limit my cursing amount. Why? Because cursing is too mainstream. Just kidding, I just don't think a girl should cuss a lot. Anyway, back to the main point here. Guess what? Ring ding ding! Patrick is making out with the school's very own witch.

I was going to go with the word "bitch" to describe that girl, but it sounded so mean and heartless if I were to use that word to describe her. So, being the kind hearted, and amazing person that I always am; I decided to call her with a much nicer version, which is a witch, a horrible, terrible, and mean person. I am such nice person, right? Please, don't judge me, it may not be a "kind" or "nice" thing to you, but to me, it is. I have my own definition of being kind.

Anyway, if I were to describe this scene that I'm seeing with only one word... I would go with the word "Eww" or maybe the word "Gross", not sure which word is more suitable. Whaddya think? I clear my throat and much to my relieve, that manage to stop them from "eating up" each other's face if you know what I mean. How are they so comfortable swapping saliva with each other? That is so disgusting. "Excuse me? May I borrow Pat for awhile?"

I force a smile on my face. I really didn't mean to interrupt their "fun" time or what they call: "make out" session but lets say you were in my place, would you enjoy seeing your best friend sucking other people's face right in front of you and plus what if that person happens to be someone you despise, well would you? Nu-uh, I don't think so!

I am very, very glad that they stop, but in return, they gave me a rather annoyed face and Lindsay gave me a "You'll-be-sorry-for-this" look. Geez, I know you hate me already, stop making things that I already know more obvious. UUHHH... Scary. Pssh, Note the sarcasm. Seriously, instead of being angry at my awesome self, they should really consider thanking me for saving them from eating up each other's face.

"Oh come on, give the poor girl a break will ya'? On second thought, I take the "little girl" part back. Anyway, this poor but not so little girl almost join the blind society because of the "little show" you two put up together. Well not really blind but I could have been blind if you two didn't stop! Now, why would anyone blame me for that? Well? But, of course, you two would blame me," I blurt all of that at once.

Lindsay a.k.a the witch roll her eyes at me while Pat just stifles a laugh.

"Hey! I saw that!" Lindsay just stares at me with an annoyed face with a mix of hatred. "Whatever loser," She turns towards Pat and give him one last but very long and disturbing kiss before saying "Catch you later, honey bun," she said in a sweet voice before walking away.

"My eyes! It burns!!!!! I think I'm really blind now... Oh no, worse. I think I'm dying. I can see the light now... I'm about to cross over, oh no... This is it Pat, time to say my goodbye. Goodbye, oh, cruel world, and goodbye to you too Pat, oh Pat, who is the main cause of me dying right now." I close both of my eyes and starts waving my hands dramatically. Pat smacks me on the forehead, and boy, that hurts a lot.

"Kylie, you're lucky you know that? If it's not because you being one of my best friends, I would have punched you in the face or worse... Maybe, just maybe, I might kill you right here," He put on his so-called serious face, but he fails to keep it on, he burst out laughing not long after that.

"We were going to do "the big D" you know?" He said in a rather arrogant tone. "Jerk! Not only you want me to go blind but also, you want me to go deaf, aren't you? What kind of friend are you?" I touch the side where my heart supposes to be in and fake a hurt expression. "One of a kind babe. One of a kind." He winks at me as I roll my eyes. Boys.

"Come on man whore, Drew is probably waiting for us," he raises one of his eyebrows and chuckled, "Man whore? A new pet name I presume? Drew. Ah yes. He is probably just waiting for you. Since you're his "princess" and all," He air quote the word princess while wiggling his eyebrows "Shut up you jerk! Don't mess with my head." I really can't believe this guy. I don't even know why I am even friends with this type of person.

"More pet names? Awww... I love you too Kylie bear, but please... One pet name is enough." Once again, he manages to make me roll my eyes before I stomp away. Within seconds, he caught up with me. No surprises there, he is, after all, the school's very own superstar athlete.

"Want to know a fact? A wise guy once said that 'If you roll your eyes too much, your eyes will get stuck that way.'" He deepens his voice like an old man as he says those lines. I wanted to roll my eyes again but stop myself just in time.

"Shut it, Blake. You don't want to get hurt do you?" I threaten him. He stops teasing me almost immediately. Ha! He remembered what happened last year! Oh yes, he does, how could he forget about it? It took him three rolls of tissues to wipe off the blood that was running down from his nose. Okay, maybe I exaggerated a little, but I bet it hurt him that time. Sorry, not sorry. Blood... I don't really like the sight of blood. I am kind of like one of those people who have what them smart people call, "hemophobia."

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