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the sleepover

ALLY'S POV.

We walked to Andrew's house, arguing the whole way there. I mean can't Carl just shut up, like I was just about to punch him in the face until he asked about Alexander.
Alexander is my boyfriend, or was. Turned out he started to have sex with one of his girl buddies (side hoes) because i wouldn't have sex with him.
Well i could have just told him the truth, that we broke up..but i didn't, i know Carl. He would have done anything to get revenge on him, not to mention Carl's never liked him.
Oh yeah, i used to Skype Alexander, that's how Carl met him.
Anyway yeah, that mother fucker was about to get punched in the face.

"What the hell you staring at, just knock already!" Carl screamed into my ear.

"CHILL OUT! Damn." I screamed right back.

Carl rolled his eyes and pushed me to the side, opening the door. We entered the house, pushing each other.

"Okay! Okay! I'm sorry, damn." Carl said, after i slammed him into the wall.

"Oh, hey Carl, Ally." Mrs. Parker said cheerfully.

"Hi Mrs. Parker, i didn't know you were here," I said innocently, "sorry if we disturbed you..and i apologize in my brothers behalf for barging in.."

Carl nudged me and forced a smile at her.

"Oh it's alright sweetie, no worries. Go and head on upstairs, Andrew and Stephanie are waiting for you." She smiled at us before going back into her room.

"Was it just me, or did that sound kinda creepy, like 'i dare you to go and head on upstairs'..and like the way she said 'Andrew and Stephanie are waiting for you.' Sounded like a demented, dare question." Carl whispered.

"Oh yeah I'm sure our friends that we've known for years are just waiting upstairs, for us to go through that door and to tear us apart and feast on our flesh." I said sarcastically.

"Hey it was just a thought, you don't gotta be rude about it." Carl said, pushing me a little.

We raced each other up the stairs, me pulling down my skirt at times. Carl swung the door open and ran inside.

"HA, I CAUGHT YOU! What were you two doing huh? Planning our deaths? Making out? Doing a strip tease without me?!" He said rather loudly, looking around for 'evidence'. "AHAH! Whats this?!," He picked up a pair of boxers off the floor, "So y'all WERE doing a strip tease!"

"Oh shut the fuck up you idiot, why the hell would we do that?! And besides if we did then you wouldn't have caught us, we could hear you shouting all the way from your house you freaking moron." Stephanie said, not bothering to look at Carl.

"Shush, you're the moron, failing like three fucking classes." Carl said.

"Hey chill, chill... no need to bring my grades into this." Stephanie said, turning around. "OH MY GOD, YOU LOOK SO CUTE, LOOK AT THAT RUFFLED PINK SHORT SKIRT, AH!...WAIT A SECOND, ARE THOSE POCKETS?! OH MY FREAK!!! AND THAT WHITE TOP, O M G!"

Carl groaned and covered his ears, burying his head into Andrews chest.
Awe, they were so cute together..but i thought Carl liked Stephanie..how much have i missed? Are Andrew and Carl going out? That'd be so adorable, i can't even. I turned my attention back to Steph.

"I KNOW RIGHT, like at first i couldn't decide between a tank top or a crop top but then i looked at my skin right and it was so pale, like i need to get tanner and that reminds me, we should totally go to the beach and get tanned, like it'd be the best and i could wear that crop top and it'd be sooo nice to get some girl time-"

"OKAY, OKAY! Please slow down! I mean its not like i care but, its giving me a headache." Andrew whined.

"Get used to it you slinthead, anyway LIKE I WAS SAYING, it'd be nice to get away from the boys and not have to be interrupted so RUDELY, ALL the time, ya know? Oh and i need to tell you something in private, lets go to the living room." I said, pulling Steph out the room.

"Oh my god, Ally! Andrew and Carl have been like crushing on each other so hard! They're like always together and have so much love for each other, i feel like a third wheel." Steph said with a frowny face.

"Yeah whats the deal with those two anyway? I mean, are they going out?"

"No, but they sure like to pretend that they are ALL the time."

"They'd make a cute couple, don't you think?"

"Only the best."

I smiled at her and kept walking down the steps, and finally into the living room.

"So anyways, Alexander and I broke up, cause he started to have sex with one of his side hoes, just cause i didn't want to like get physical with him. And like, i was like 'fine, if you're not willing to wait, then i guess you don't really care about me' and he just stood there like an idiot, not knowing what to say so i walked away, letting my skirt go up some just to let him get a good view of what he let go."

Stephanie laughed and gave me a high five.

"Yours such a whore!" She said laughing.

"Shut up!," i started to laugh too, "at least i'm not a slut like you!"

She gasped and giggled. "Okay you got me there."

We both laughed and sat on the couch, turning on the TV.

"Netflix?"

"Sure."