Cwip-woop (> Ryu)

A Prompted One Shot

(I'll comment a link to the prompt)

"You little shit..."

Andrew had yet again walked into his room to see Lisa, his childhood friend, sprawled out on his bed, on his laptop, looking through files.

"Sup, bro?" She smiled mock-innocently, clicking on more semi-important looking files on his system, not taking her eyes off the screen.

They had a very close relationship. They could barge into each other's houses whenever for whatever reason and no parent of theirs questioned it. Growing up gaming, hanging out, and suffering in school together, their unique personalities clicked and went together like those lame magnet "BFF" key chain things. Which is what he got her for a birthday a few years back. He still has a few bruises.

"There's nothing on there for you to find. I've learned from last time." She looked at him and jutted out her bottom lip.

"No more love letters to Nicole? Or death threats to the dude that's always trying to get in her pants?" Andrew jumped over her lying figure and she let out a grunt.

"Andy! Please! No! You're too fat get off!"

"Nope." He rolled over and had his back on her, with his arms splayed.

"Why would I send death threats to Ryan? He's already screwed over. Have you seen him lately? Last week he thought Mr. Riktor was a puppy because of how short he was." (COUGHsorrynotsorryCOUGH) Lisa chuckled and crawled out from under him. She put her feet on his stomach and hung her head over the edge of his bed, looking at his now up-side down wall.

"Why wouldn't you send threats? In my eyes, you're surely a strong, sensitive, murdering type." Andy looked at his friend, amused.

"What's a 'strong, sensitive, murdering type'?" She looked back at him and stuck out her tongue.

"Ya know, you! Like, you'd totally act all bad ass and protective and shit, but you get kinda emotional and passionate about some things. Put the two together and BAM! I join you every once in a while for Body Hiding Saturdays" He sat up and roughly poked her rib-cage, earning a surprised yelp and a smack to the arm.

"What was that for, ya douche?"

"I hate you, Li."

"Why? because I'm righ- STOP NO PLEASE!" He attacked her torso yet again, eventually getting her backed up to his headboard and him nearly on top of her.

"That's what ya get, scrub."

"Pshhhh. Shut up."

"Make me."

She suddenly looked him in the eyes, mischievous intents made obvious.

"Gladly, Andy-senpai."