Piercy Faction and the Rebels-Who-Finally-Turned-Good

CHAPTER 1- the beginning (duh.)

So this is a ..well its a fanfiction but more like a parody ...type...thing.
XD
Hope you like it.

Don't
Stop
Reading.
Ever.
OK BYE.
ALSO ALSO, NO OFFENSE INTENDED. AT ALL.

It was a long time ago in a land called New York.
*car brakes screeching*.
Well, it WAS just a few years ago, but it feels like a long time.
OK.
So.
Piercy Faction was just your average 12 year old/ seventh grader..
Except for the fact that he had a lot of piercings. One day he came home from school, said hi to his mom Rally, and went up to his room. Rally was a tennis player. *shocker*.
"Piercy, honey , are you hungry??" she called upstairs.
"Yes mom I'm coming!!"
"There's an icecream cone in the fridge." his mom informed him. As piercy extended his tongue to lick it, his mom screamed and dropped the plate she was holding.
"ANOTHER PIERCING!!??"
"Um..."
"Piercings are BAD,HONEY!!!"
"u should've thought of that before naming me" piercy muttered.
"Excuse me?!" Sally said sternly
"Uggh. I'm really sorry mom."
"You know what, I can't take this anymore . tomorrow you will pack your bags and I'm sending you off to...."
"Where??"
"I can't tell you right now"
" why ?!?"
"no I can't but just remember it's for your own good "
"mum please no I am sorry"
" pack your bags you have just 2 days"
Piercy was almost depressed but he knew his mum loved him.
So he packed his bags and in 2 days was ready to go .
"I have packed some pink waffles for you" Rally said.
Piercy screamed and fangirled.
"THANKS MOM!!! I HOPE YOU DIDN'T FORGET TO PACK MY PINK PAJAMAS!!"
"Don't shout. It's all in there."
So pierseus ...ahem...piercy...set off in a taxi to be dropped off at the airport from where he would fly to Neverland, and once there his mom told him to look out for a guy named Chitin who would escort him to ...she hadn't said. He got off @ the airport at Neverland and saw a guy holding a banner that said " welcome pierseus to Camp Bad Blood" . there was a picture of this pretty blonde" red lipped girl on the poster next to the words "bad blood".
*sigh*. " lets start this adventure " said piercy.