TEXTING MADNESS P2

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AND WE CONTINUED TO TALK...
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Me: Is it weird that my mother is making me listen to the tool we call Trump

Milly: XD I guess, i seriously don't want him in the next election tho

Me: SAME HERE HE'S A WEIRDO

Milly: NO WEIRDO IS A PRESTIGIOUS HONOR HE IS NOT A WEIROD

Me: THAT IS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT RIGHT

BUSH WAS CRAZY
OBAMA'S LAZY
AL-QUAIDA'S NOT IN THIS COUNTRY
SET FREEEEEEE
MY PRINCE ALIIIIIII

Milly: I do agree with bush, but Obama is gud (ik what that's from 😂)

Me: HAVE U EVER HELD THE ENTRAILS OF AN ENGISH GUY
OR BIT THE BEATING HEART OF SPANISH MEN
HAVE YOU EVER SHOVED AN ARROW IN A FRENCH GUY'S EYE BAL

Milly: Woah idk what that's from

Me: ITS FROM THE SAME THING

Milly: Srsly??!!

Me: YESSSSS
GET WITH THE PROGRAM
XDXDXDXDXD

Milly: XD I obviously don't know it that well then

Me: Thanks to BP
Where's Prince Ali?
Bestiality
Ive got STDs~

Milly: XD

Me: P-A-I-N-T
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I would've mentioned the Mulan excerpt from Ever After 2, but...
That's pushing it.

Keep Calm and Live Life
-K

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