Ask Rick Sanchez!

Dare 1

"Rick I dare you to send morty to the dimension of nightmares! And leave him there :P" -@Lonely_Emo_Chick

Rick: *Takes out Portal gun* "Hehe, Morty!!"

Morty: *Walks in* "Yeah Rick?"

Rick: *Shoots portal* "I-I-I need you to get me something Fr-Fr" *Burp* "From a certain dimension" *Smirks*

Morty: *Raises eyebrow* "Gee Rick, W-Why do I have to go alone?"

Rick: *Places a hand on his shoulder* "You're younger, I can't simply go because.... Uh *Burp* Uuuhhh... Because I'm old? Yeah I'm old."

Morty: *Crosses arms* "Oh really? T-T-Then how come on every other adventure you look perfectly fine and in shape?"

Rick: ".... Just go *Burp* D-Damnit." *Pushes Morty in Portal*

Morty: "WHOA!!" *Falls on ground*

Rick: *Watches portal close* "Well, H-He *Burp* should be fine for a couple of hours" *Grabs a beer can and drinks*

~Minutes later~

Morty: *Hiding* "Damnit R-Rick!"

Scary terry: "You can run but you can't hide Bitch!" *Looks around for morty*

Morty: *Groans* "When I get home I swear Rick is Gonna Pay!"

Scary terry: "Found you bitch!" *Grabs morty*

Morty: "GAH!!" *Kicks Scary Terry and runs* "RRRIIICCCKKK!!!!"

~Meanwhile with Rick~

Jerry: "Rick where is morty?"

Rick: *Does a long burp* "I-I don't Know, Move out of the W-Way."

Jerry: *Places hands on hips* "I'm not leaving until you tell me where morty is!!"

Rick: *Groans* "Fine!" *Burps longer* "he's in the Dimension of Nightmares. Now would you kindly move you're unemployed ass?"

Jerry: "Wait, WHAT?! GET MORTY BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!"

Rick: "Jerry, Jerry Relax. Morty is fine, He's better on his own anyways."

Jerry: "RICK, USE YOUR DAMN PORTAL GUN AND GET MY SON BACK!"

Rick: *Puts hands up* "Well Excuse me Mr. Badass, Fine." *Gets out his portal gun and Shoots a portal*

Morty: *Runs in and pants* "Close the portal, CLOSE THE PORTAL!!!"

Rick: *Closes portal* "See jerry? You're son is" *Burp* "P-P-Perfectly fine."

Jerry: *Hugs Morty and rolls his eyes* "Morty, Are you okay? Are you hurt?"

Beth: *Walks in* "Whoa, What happened?"

Morty: "I-I'm fine." *Looks at rick* "Why the Hell would you D-Do that Rick?!!?"

Rick: *Shrugs* "What? Not my fault." *Burps*

Morty: "UGH!" *Groans*

Rick: "Don't hate the playa, Hate the Game!" *Burps and rolls eyes*