Psiioniic'2 Sea-Dwweller (EriSol Kismesis FanFic)

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                    ~Sollux's POV~

  "2up, fiish-fucker." I mumbled, kicking Eridan's stupid purple, wait, I mean violet cape off to the side. He waved me off.
  "Yeah, yeah. Wwhatevver, Sol." he frowned, fins drooping.
"What'2 got your ugly fiins iin a knot?" I asked him, casually stepping on his hipster shoes.
"I'm hiding from Equi because I called his morail 'kittycat shipper cavve girl," ED sniffed, "an he threatened to beat me up!"
  "Eheh! Liiar. EI get2 off to beiing told what to do by hiigh-blood2. Drama priince." I snorted.
  "I thought you wwould care for once in your miserable life. At least Equi knowws his place!" he growled back.
  "Why would II care about you, fiishdiick." I grimaced.
  "Bee fucker." Eridan shot back.
  "Thiirsty hiipster-fiish a22hole."
  "Bipolar condiment-blooded showwoff."
  At that I grabbed his idiotic striped scarf, pulled him close, and kissed him. I made sure to dig my fangs into his lower lip. Not hard enough to go through the lip, but enough to make ED bleed. His tongue slipped into my mouth and slid down my throat in an effort to make me choke. However I fended off that disgusting method of death by using my smaller fangs to bite that slimy, violet tongue and get it out of my mouth.
Carefully, I let go of Eridan's scarf and watched him reel back. "That wwas the wworst thing that's evver happened to me! I'm fuckin' royalty!" he yelled, purple-faced.
  "You certaiinly don't act liike iit, you ba2tard! You're drooliing all over your ex-moraiil every miinute of the goddamn day!" I shot back, flustered. Suddenly, I felt a hand on my shoulder.
  "Erm.. Sollux. Water you and -Eridan doing? I saw you two yelling at eac)( ot)(er and I )(ad to rus)( over and see w)(at was going on!" Feferi said worriedly, slowly putting her webbed hand against my face.
"II'm 2orry, FF. II diidn't mean two 2care you. You have two bee-lieve me!" I snickered, looking her in the eye. Her worried expression stayed put.
"Funny bee puns or not, I was still very worried. I t)(ought t)(e two of you were going to krill eac)( ot)(er!" she frowned.
"Wwhale, I wwould'vve if Sol hadn't bit my tongue. My bottom lip is bleedin' too!" Eridan whined, scrunching his face up.
Feferi glared at him. "It was self-defense, -Eridan! )(ow could you )(ate my little bee?! )(e's done not)(ing too you!" she retorted.
"Yes your "bee" has! He stole the lovve of my life from me!"
  "My Sollux )(as done not)(ing of the sort! Come on, Sollux. Let's leave -Eridan alone until )(e clams down." Feferi grumbled, taking my hand. She led me towards the back of the lab. As we settled down in a corner, I saw Nepeta run by.
  "D --> Nepeta, where are you going?" Equius yelled after his morail.
  ":33< I have to add the pawsibility of Eridan and Sollux being kismesises to my mew shipping wall!" Nepeta giggled, bolting out of the room.
  "D --> I order you to cease this childish behavior immediately." Equius grunted, running after her. I rolled my eyes.
  Glancing back at FF, I noted that she was grinning.
  "FF, II'd never be ED'2 kii2me2ii2. Ju2t the thought of paiiliing wiith hiim make2 me want to puke." I said to her.
  "Sollux, even t)(e most unt)(oug)(t of relations)(ips can happen. Per)(aps you and -Eridan need to wait for t)(e rig)(t oppor-tuna-ty to be in a black-rom relations)(ip." Feferi giggled. I frowned, hoping she knew it would never happen.