Psiioniic'2 Sea-Dwweller (EriSol Kismesis FanFic)

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~Eridan's POV~

I spat on the floor, grimacing. "Stupid, assblooded, matesprit stealer. I should a done awway wwith him wwhen I could a had the chance," I frowned, licking my lips. "On the plus side, howwevver, after kissin Sol, I'vve got the taste a honey in my mouth. Isn't too bad actually." I thought aloud. A bit too aloud, sadly.
"WHAT UP, FUCK TRUCK. I THINK I HEARD YOU MENTION KISSING SOLLUX, AND HE ALREADY HAS A MATESPRIT, AND YOU TWO HATE EACH OTHER TOO MUCH TO BE MORAILS, SO THE ONLY LOGICAL THING IS FOR YOU TWO TO BE KISMESISES!" Karkat grinned, his teeth glinting in the fake lighting.
Jegus, I thought, Kar must brush his fangs in his free time.
"No! Wwhy wwould I be Sol's kismesis?! He's a disgusting freak a nature wwith his double horns and four rainboww-drinker like fangs." I shot back. Kar laughed. A nice laugh. No wonder Nepeta liked hearing him laugh, I thought.
  "HAHAHAHAHAHA! IF ANYONE'S BEING CALLED A RAINBOW-DRINKER, ITS KANAYA. NOT ONLY DOES HER BLOOD MATCH THE COLOR, BUT HER FANGS LOOK THE MOST LIKE A RAINBOW-DRINKER'S,"  he said loudly.
I nodded. "You'vve got a good point there, Kar. A reely good point."
  "I KNOW, ERIDAN. THAT'S WHY I'M THE LEADER, AND YOU'RE NOT."
  "What Is This About Me And Rainbow Drinkers?" Kanaya questioned, bustling over. I saw she had her measuring tape around her neck, a notepad in hand, and a pencil tucked behind her ear.
  "N-Nothin K-" I started, but Kar interrupted me.
  "I WAS TELLING ERIDAN ABOUT HOW HE AND SOLLUX WOULD BE PERFECT KISMESISES AND CAPEDOUCHE HERE COMPARED SOLLUX'S DOUBLE FANGS TO A RAINBOW-DRINKERS, BUT I TOLD HIM THAT YOU WERE A CLOSER EXAMPLE OF A RAINBOW-DRINKER." Karkat yelled proudly.
"Oh. I See. Well, Could I Test A Design Idea On Sollux And Eridan? Seeing How Large The Possibility Of You And Sollux Being In The Black-Rom Quadrant Is, I Am Sure It Will Be Alright. Karkat, Could You Please Gather Sollux For Me?" Kar nodded, "Good. Eridan, Come With Me To My Make-Shift Studio If You Would Not Mind."
  "All right, Kan. It wwouldn't krill me too." I responded sheepishly.
  Kan took my hand in hers and led us out of the main room and, after navigating through a few corridors, arrived in a cozy looking room. I noted that there was, in fact cloth on the meteor along with art supplies, like colored pencils, blank paper, and tape, proven by the designs hanging from the walls.
  "Stand Up On The Platform In The Room's Centre." Kanaya instructed. I obliged carefully, trying not to step on my glorious cape. Kanaya walked over to me and unbuttoned the clasps of my cape, folded it over her arm, and laid it down on a table. She removed my scarf as well, placing it atop my cape after folding it.
  I heard three different footsteps echoing into the room and turned to see Karkat, Sollux, and Feferi walking in.
  "LOOK WHO I BROUGHT!" Karkat smiled, standing against the door as Sol and Fef filed in.
  Feferi looked around at the outfit sketches, grinning from fin-to-fin. "O)(, Kanaya, t)(ese outfits are adorabubble! I would krill for this blue and green dress!" she pointed at a lovely floor-length ensemble. Kanaya smiled.
  "Thank You, Princess. I Was Designing That Piece For You In Particular. The Details I Have Not Added Yet Are A Golden Choker And Two Pearl-Esque Strings To Lace Up The Back." Kanaya stated, pulling Sollux up on the platform next to me.
"Kanaya, w)(at are t)(ese drawings?" Feferi asked, pointing to a cluster of scribbles on the back wall.
"MY DRAWINGS," Kar answered sheepishly, "KANAYA LETS ME DRAW WITH HER WHEN I GET TOO MAD. I GUESS I'M A BIT OF A MAMA'S BOY."
  "What'2 a mama, KK?" Sollux asked as he turned to look at Karkat's drawings.
  "Female Human Lusus. Rose Explained That To Us." Kanaya responded.
  Sollux sighed. "You need two 2top trolliing the humans. They'll giive you iideas and not all of them good."
  "I agree wwith Sol. Wwho knowws wwhat they'll influence. They could cause one a us too krill the rest of the group for all wwe knoww." I added.
"THEY AREN'T THAT BAD SO STOP GETTING YOUR PANTIES IN A TWIST." Karkat spat as Kanaya measured the area around both Sollux's and my neck.
She wrote down the measurement as I felt a hand on my ass.
"Hey, fuck off, Captor! You aren't my Matesprit!" I yelled, tackling Sol to the floor. As we fell, Sollux turned us around so he would end up on top.
"How do you liike me now, Amp-whore-a?" Sollux cackled. He pinned me down and I took note that no one was going to get Sollux off me, mainly because they didn't care about me.
"I am goin to rip your horns off and toss 'em aside. After that, I'll rip your bulge off and force it dowwn your wwind hole." I growled softly.
"You'll have two pull two bulges off actually, hiip2ter boy." the bee-fucker smirked as he started grinding on me, of all things! "II'll break your back iif II paiil wiith you, II hate you that much."
"I'll drowwn you in my vvomit after pailing wwith you. That's howw much I hate you." I shot back. I made an effort to cross my legs so Sol wouldn't get what he wanted, but no such luck. "I'll dominate you, Sol. You'll be the pail."
  "NO ONE IS BEING ANYONE'S PAIL. THAT'S DISGUSTING. I DOUBT FEFERI WOULD WANT TO AUSPISTICE BETWEEN YOU TWO." Karkat yelled.
"H3H3H3H3H3! 1 KN3W 1 SM3LL3D TH3 BL4CK L1COR1C3 SC3NT OF BL4CK-ROM!" Terezi cackled from outside the studio. "R34LLY, THOUGH. 1 FOUND 4N 3NT1R3 ROOM FULL OF BUCK3TS TH4T SOLLUX 4ND OUR FR13NDLY N3IGHBORHOOD C4P3-DOUCH3 COULD USE. 1T'S K1ND4 GROSS, THOUGH."