A bastards guide to life

Chapter 1

"LOVINO" the small Italian boy cried. Lovino looked up to have a letter thrust in his face. "It's from your work" feliciano was yelling now. "Okay you bastard there is no need to yell" Lovino grabbed the letter from his younger brothers hand. Opening the seal he pulled out a crisply folded document. "Dear Lovino Vargas we wish to inform you that you have been promoted from the position of IT to head of your whole department congratulations" Lovino said reading aloud."Ve~ Lovi that's great we should celebrate I'll tell grandpa" feliciano skipped off. 'Promoted this was great' Lovino thought 'I have to tell Amelia'.
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"Lovi that's amazing" Amelia cried out when he told her the news. They sat in a Italian restaurant. "Head of the whole IT department that's awesome Lovino" Amelia continued. Lovino and Amelia had met in high school there senior year and had been together since. Amelia had been the most popular girl in school. Lovino never thought that she would go for an utter geek like him. But she had turned around and surprised him by asking him to prom. "Oh my god this means you have to start wearing suits" she giggled. Lovino blushed the thing was that he hated suits with a passion. "Ugh that's the one bad thing about this" Lovino sighed as the waiter gave them there food. "Mm this is so good" Amelia exclaimed. When they had both finished they spilt the check and went there separate ways but not after a good night kiss and Lovino promised to call Amelia after he got home. As he sat in his car all he could think was how could this get any better. Just than the back car door opened and some sat in the back. Thinking it was Amelia he turned to tell her off. Then came face to face with the most handsome man Lovino had ever seen.
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"Who the hell are you and what do you think you're doing" was the first thing Lovino said. The man just gave a wide smile that showed off his perfect teeth. He was criminally handsome. Wait..... Why was Lovino think about that he was straight! "Hola my name is Antonio and could really use your help" the man Antonio said talking fast. "What the hell do you think your doing you bastard" Lovino was talking with his voice low so no one would hear. "I'm very sorry but I really really need your help like really bad" Antonio whined. "Fine my name is Lovino Vargas and what do you need my help with" Lovino said caving in. "I need you to help me fake my death"