Okay so first chapter Dipper is three years old. Spelling errors as well. Onwards!!
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*Bills POV*
I was watching a child that I was assigned to take care of, his name was Dipper Pines, but Dipper wasn't really his name, so I called him Pine Tree, I've been watching him since birth, three years.
"Hey!!" I heard the little meatsack shout to me, though it sounded more like a "Ey!!" I looked down to Pine Tree to see him tugging at my pants, he was really cute, he was drawing on a piece of paper his mother had given him, but I found him trying to get me to pick him up, I did so not wanting to get the little thing angry,
"Pine Tree, what is it that you want?" I asked holding him in my arms,
"I hungee," he pouted, making me sigh and walk him to the kitchen, sure I was invisible, but didn't mean I couldn't act like he crawled there himself,
"Here then your Majesty," i said bored-ly, I hate this job, I'm a demon/angel, that has to watch a child, my gosh.
"Tank you~" he smiled at me as he crawled around on the floors,
I seen his mother on the phone, jeez, what a great mother, I walked to Pine Tree, and started to drag him to the fridge, I couldn't pick him up in the parents sight, according to my contact thing anyways.
So I just dragged him, and opened the fridge, allowing Pine Tree to look inside, as he looked at whatever his parents had, I stuffed my hands in my pockets looking towards his mother, well I glared at her, she wasn't even paying attention to what Pine Tree was doing,
"Ey!!" Pine Tree shouted again,
I looked at him he was holding a little jar of babies food,
"Call me Bill" I said dragging him towards his mother,
"Bee?" He asked trying to pronounce my name,
"No, Bill." I corrected, I didn't know much about babies, but I knew they could learn how to say words, and names,
"Biell?" He asked,
"Close enough." I said, looking at him, "Hey, Pine Tree, look, its mom!!" I pointed at her, while Pine Tree seemed to look at her with a smile on his face,
"Mommy!!" He shouted more loudly, which finally caught her attention,
"Oren?" She said picking up the child,
"Food!!" He pushed the baby food towards her hands,
"Your hungry? Wait how'd you get in the fridge?" She asked looking towards the fridge, "you must have gotten in there," she said getting up to grab a baby spoon from a drawer, after she sat Pine Tree down in his stool, she opened the little jar of smashed food, and started feeding him,
Me being a guardian demon/angel, watched Pine Tree, pulling out a phone, I started to just be bored and listen to music, what can I say, I'm only seventeen, well I'm stuck seventeen because I got in a fire incident when I was a teenage boy, after I died, the angels assigned me to look over Pine Tree to see if I would be either a demon making Pine Tree be a miserable and depressed teen, or be an angel and make Pine Tree live a life, with good luck, I didn't know what to choose,
"Biell!!" I heard Pine Tree say,
"Yes, dear sapling,?" I looked up to see him wanting to get picked up,
"Who's Biell?" The mother asked, looking around for well me, I guess, since Pine Tree was referring to me.
"Biell!! Biell!! Biell!!" Pine Tree chanted,
