Wonderfully Random Drabbles with the Fire Emblem Cast!

Another Surprise?

Mikarin: H-hey there...again!

Chrom: Hello. Um, you probably know why we're all the opposite gender right now, don't you?

Mikarin: THEY DID IT! IT WAS THEIR FAULT!

Chrom: ...

Mikarin: ...

Chrom: Hon, I know it was you...

Mikarin: Damn....can't get anything past you can i?

Chrom: Maybe...

Mikarin: *sweating profoundiously* *thinking*(Ohcrapohcrapohcrap! Does he know I'm pregnant?!)

Chrom: So what do you women do in this weird bodies?

Mikarin: *snaps out of thought* What?! How dare you! We women don't just do ANYTHING! Well, what do you men do?! Huh?!

Chrom: M-my apologies...But it feels weird just to be a woman.

Mikarin: ...wait...does that mean we're...

Chrom: NO! WE'RE NOT! WHY WOULD YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?!

Mikarin: *taps chin thoughtfully* I don't know...maybe because you're a woman now?

Chrom: HOW LONG AM I GOING TO BE LIKE THIS?!

Mikarin: Tharja said it takes time...so be patient!

Chrom: *sulks in corner*

Mikarin *rolls eyes* Hey where's Lucina and Morgan?

(As if on cue)

Morgan: *bursts into tent* Mother! Lucina won't come out of her tent!

Mikarin: Oh, my adorable child! You look so cute as a girl! *hugs/snuggles Morgan* I want to keep you this way forever~!

Morgan: M-mother!

Chrom: *sneaks up behind them* Miiiiikkkkaaaa...

*Mikarin and Morgan slowly look up to see Chrom*

Chrom: *wraps them in a bear hug* YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE FROM THE HOLD OF ME!

Mikarin: *squeals in delight* Oh NOOOOOO!!! Only one person can save us from HIM!

Morgan: ...? Huh? Who?

Mikarin: *winks* Well, don't you KNOW, Morgan?!

Morgan: *realizes what she means* Oh! No I DON'T MOTHER!

(Lucina and Baby Lucina suddenly bursts in)

Lucina: *pants* M-mother....F-father...

B!Lucina: I-I'll save you Mommy! *charges with a stick in hand* Raaaaaarrrwwww! *hits Chrom pathetically with the stick* You let go of Mommy right now!

Chrom: *Winks at everyone then falls down to the ground in "pain"* Oooohh Nooo! I'm sorely hurt! I...I don't think I'll be able to go ooon!

B!Lucina: *Gasps* Oh No! Daddy! I'm sorry! Are you o-

Chrom: *grabs B!Lucina* Gotcha!

B!Lucina: *squeals* Aaaahh! He's got meee!

(Everyone laughs)

Mikarin: Huh? Where did Lucina and Morgan go?

Chrom: They probably went to find other things to do.

B!Lucina: *runs up to Mika* Mommy! Are you okay? Did Daddy hurt you?

(Kara appears and watches the scene)

Kara: hahahaha oh, gods you guys are adorkable.

Mikarin: Kara?! How long have you been here?!

Kara: (bows) The one and only, and I just got back from a job.