Staring out the window, Albert- or as he liked to be called 'Hatter' was swaying to his music peacefully as a big smile spread across his face. Before being able to say a word hatter let out a string of giggles. "Ghuehehehehe. Sometimes i think to myself, i wonder what its like in their minds. Then i realise how awfully boring it would be! They can't even escape into madness!- well... Most of them cant. Then you get the odd-wibbley-weridy ones, to be completely and utterly honest; They are my favourite! What do you think Gertrud?" He says turning to a stuffed pig, pausing for a moment leaving nothing but silence then bursting out into a fit of laughter. "OH GERTRUD! THATS THE FUNNIEST THING YOU'VE SAID ALL DAY! GYAHAHAHA!" This continued for a good 30 minutes before he could redeem himself from the giggles, snickers and laughs. Wiping the tears away from his eyes and still giggling every now and then he stood up in an instant. "42 seconds till tea time!" He yelled before running faster then humanly possible towards the dining room, the grandfather clock chimed just as he sat down. In Front of him was a nicely set-up tea set with a tiny box on the side, he poured the hot water and basically threw sugar cubes into the tea until he ran out. When the tea was brewed and the sugar had dissolved, Hatter took the tiny box and removed one of the hallucinogenic pills. It was orange with an 'W' engraved onto it. He dropped it into the tea and stirred with a small metal spoon until it was gone, "To wonderland..." He whispered with a mighty grin across his face.
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A Madman In A Sane World
FanfictionThis story is about a modern Mad Hatter (From alice in wonderland) - he is a drug addict; he takes these pills called "wonderlands" in which calms his cravings, he has a caffeine addiction and few insane friends such as himself. He eventually drives...