Skinny Jeans

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"For the sake of your mother your father your grandfather your grandmother and your friends, just eat the fucking apple." Julie said while slamming her hand on the table.

I scrunched up my nose in disgust at the apple in front of me.

"Never in my wildest dreams."

" In your wildest dreams, ah-"Shut the hell up Hardy!" Julie and I yell simultaneously.

I snapped my head back to Julies."No. i'm not eating that thing. Never in a million years would I even touch that thing."

I was serious. I absolutely hate everything about apples. Their looks,smell,texture made me wanna gag inside. I know I was suppose to be eating healthy but fuck it.

Julie stood up from her seat and crossed her arms over her chest."Ugh well i'm done with being your 'Health Instructor'. All the hell I had to got through for no bloody ball reason. Well Hardy its your turn to face what the real devil looks like."

"Oh my nuts." Hardy says with wide eyes. I rolled my eyes. I wasn't that bad, I just tend to get picky over the things I choose to do. Julie should have been blessed that she hasn't seen the stash of Kit Kat bars I keep in the side pockets of my folders cause if she did and tried to some how get it away from me,lets just say she wouldn't be here blabbering her mouth like a quacking duck.

I turned to Hardy. "If I were you I would probably you know back off of this." Hardy let out the largest grin I have ever seen on him."Na-ah-ah Ferny kitty." He says while moving his finger right to left. "You see I'm trying to win the deal you made which was earning the 70 bucks you promised you would give to the person that gets you to fit in the tightest skinny jeans, remember?"

Ah shit. How could I forget the stupid deal I made. "Clear as my grandmothers glasses. 70 dollars." Fuck, I didn't even have 30 dollars on me. Hardy's smile was creeping me out. "Ill be waiting."

Julie popped the gum she was chewing. "Ya and i'm right here."

I stood up from the bench I was sitting at and shook my sore legs out. "Well i'm going home. Adios motherfuckers." Before I left Julie stepped in front of me before saying,

"Can you hide your Kit Kats in a better place?Like seriously?"

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Okay first thing i want to say is, THANK YOU GUYS SO FUCKING MUCH FOR PUTTING THIS STORY IN 487 IN SHORT STORY LIKE MO MY FUCKING EYEBALLS I CANT BELIEVE WE DID IT IN ONLY 4 DAYS. THANK YOUUUU. And ill try making updates fast as possible but due to the hell i go to (school) updates will be pretty slow. 

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