Why did the one handed man cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the second hand shop
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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple??
Finding half a worm
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What's green,sticky and smells like eculiptus??
Koala vomit
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Why did the chicken cross the road??
To get to the other side
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Why did the one legged seagull go to the beach??
To find another seagull and rip it's leg off
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Why did bugs bunny go to the hairdressers??
To shave it's ears
Hahahhahah
Why do tigers eat raw meat??
Because they can't cook
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What did one wall say to the other wall??
I will meet you at the corner
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Why was the maths book sad??
Because it had to many problems
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How do u fit an elephant into a matchbox??
Take out the matches
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What is a mummy's favourite type of music??
Rap music
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Who won the skeleton beauty contest??
Nobody
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What do witches put on their hair??
Scare spray
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What did the ghost put on his ice cream??
Whipped cream
Hahahahahahah
What's a ghost scared of??
Ice-screeeeaaammmm!!!
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