You May Have Caught a Cold But I Sure Caught Your Heart

Idiotic Mistakes

Honestly when Bill looks back on this one day he'll probably laugh and find it to be hilarious, maybe even glad it happened, but right now the only feeling he has is this searing mixture of self-hatred and embarrassment along with the both external and internal screaming he was currently doing.

You see, Bill had liked Dipper for a while now, but he never really anticipated on telling him just yet. He liked being friends with him, and at the moment didn't want to change that.

So the last thing he expected was for it to slip out after Dipper fucking sneezed.

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~Earlier that day

Bill and Will had just gotten over to Dipper's house, he was excited to see him considering the fact that he'd been out since Thursday. Something about catching a cold, but Mabel had assured him and Will that he was better now.

He couldn't wait to see his Pinetree, he had so much to tell him. Also apparently he missed this week's episode of 'Catching Bigfoot' and they were so gonna watch it.

Bill quickly raced up the stairs of the shack, choosing to ignore Will's chastisement of 'slowing down' and 'being more quiet'. Once Bill finally reached Dipper's room he was quick to bust through the door and tackle Dipper into a hug. The still slightly sick boy under him groaning in slight annoyance.

"Bill I get it you missed me but I'm still kinda sick you know." Dipper complained, though he had to admit he did rather enjoy the hug, he'd just hate to get Bill sick in the process.

"Aww I'm not gonna get sick Pinetree," he replied, "I have the immune system of a horse!" he shouted

Dipper gave him a flat look before replying, "That's not much of a good immune system to begin with."

"Yeah yeah whatever just come on so we can watch the new episode of 'Catching Bigfoot', I heard this one was a kicker."

"Okay hold up let me just go grab the laptop from Mabel," Dipper said as he walked out of the room.

Bill plopped onto the boy's bed, happy to see him again as stupid as it is. I mean yeah it'd only been a few days but what can he say, he was a sucker for him.

Once Dipper entered back in with his laptop Bill was practically splayed across the whole bed, "Aww come on Bill, you took all the space." He whined

"Fine fine, I'll move. You big baby." He grumbled as he moved around some on the bed.

Dipper gave a smug smile as he situated himself on the bed with Bill, the both of them opting to just lean against the wall with the laptop on Dipper's lap.

They were about halfway through the show when it happened, they were both laughing at some scene that had just happened when Dipper fucking sneezed. Yeah, maybe it shouldn't have been much but Dipper just has this cute lil kitten sneeze that Bill just can't resist it was so cute and funny.

"Hahaha, oh my god Dipper this is why I love you!" he said through his laughs.

"Wait what." Dipper said, turning over to Bill, his face crimson red.

Bill stopped laughing as it dawned on him what he said. Out loud.

Dipper could only watch as Bill just screamed as he crawled out the window and ran into the woods. Still screaming all the way.

After a few moments Dipper finally got up from his bed, silently making his way to Mabel's room, his movements stiff as he opened her door.

Once he was in her room he could only stand there for a bit just staring at Will and Mabel, his face still bright red.