You groan and open your eyes. You find yourself in a bedroom. There are smashed beer bottles and trash littering the floor. You frown. What the h did you find yourself in? The only standing piece of furniture you see only than the bed is a plain wooden chair. The one and only Jeff is straddling it. He's just staring at you.
"So, Sleeping Beauty awakes." You blush and simply reply,
"Don't straddle the chair like that. It looks wrong." He looks down and laughs.
"So it seems." You sigh.
" Nothing fazes you, huh?" He nods.
"Yeah, even the stab wound you gave me." (During the battle, you stabbed his chest, leg, and arm. Go Reader-chan!) You sigh.
"Yeah, I need a new weapon," you grumble. He contemplates that for a second. He tosses you a double edged battle axe! Your eyes bug.
"Look, I claimed you when you fainted, and I don't want you dying on me, alright? You're only a mere mortal, so you can die easily. I'm entertaining the thought of turning you into a Creepypasta, but you need to prove yourself a cold blooded killer. I also need permission." He mutters the last part under his breath. You heard him.
"By whom?" You ask. The door suddenly opens revealing a tall, faceless, man in a black tux.
"By him." You automatically know who it is. You stand up and bow.
"It's an honor to meet you, Slender-chan." Both men are startled by this.
"Hello, child. Now need for such formalities." You straighten up.
"Sorry, sir. It's just that you're one of my favorite Creepypastas. Along with Jeff here, Ben DROWNED, Eyeless Jack, Sally, Smile.dog, and a whole buncha others!" You exclaim happily.
"You like Smile?"
"You like Sally?" Both of them say at the same time. You nod eagerly. They turn to each other.
"You can stay." They reply. You grin toothily.
"Are they here?"
"Yes, child, they are actually downstairs."
"Cool! Oh, by the way, my name is (Y/n)."
"Nice to meet you, now breakfast is done. I expect you to be at the table in five minutes. No sooner, no later. Got it?"
"Yes."
"Whatever." He vanishes... Literally. Good old teleporting. Jeff turns to you.
"You heard the man, let's go." You nod and get up. This girl is something else, I must see if she's worthy. See triggers something in my heart that is... Abnormal.
