The thotful adventures of Zola

•THE TALE OF ZOLA•

Y'all wanna hear a story about why me and this bitch here fell out???????? It's kind of long but full of suspense
Okay listen up. This story long.

So I met this white bitch at hooters. I was her waitress! She came in with this old ass big ass black dude. So you know as a hooters girl we have to talk to our customers. So I sit wit them & we get to talkin & she tells me she dances! So I'm like Oh yes bitch me too! Then she tells me this hulking black man is her sugar daddy. & I'm like oh yes bitch my SD at home. I feel it I feel it. So we vibing over our hoeism or whatever. & we exchange numbers!! & we like "next time u dance hum ima come dance wit you!" & they leave.

So THE NEXT DAY I get a text like "BITCH LETS GO TO FLORIDA!" & I'm like huh??? She's like "I'm going to dance in Florida, let's go!!" Now I'm skeptical like DAMN bitch we just met and we already taking hoe trips together???? BUT I had went to FL 2 months prior & made 15K. So lowkey I was down. So I was like "okay I'll go. Who's all going & when we leaving." All this bitch says is "be ready by 8" So I call her like "bitch I SAID who's all going!" & she says "my boyfriend & our room mate & my room mate has a place in Tampa " So I'm like ok ok ok. I'll be ready. So I pack my baddest stripper wear & I'm ready. Now my nigga DID NOT want me to go. He was soooooo hurt. So I had to fuck him calm, & then I left.

Now when I got in the car it was a white boy (her bf) & this hulking black guy (NOT the same one). So I texted her on the slick while in the backseat like "another sugar daddy? U got a type bitch!" & THE BLACL DUDE HAD HER DAMN PHONE!!! So he starts laughing & he goes "I'm using her GPS. no I'm not a SD I've known her & her dude for 8 years. We all live together.." So I was like "My bad. Who lives in Tampa?" & black dude (still aint told me his name) goes "my fiance" ...so tht was it.

Now we on the road. The ride was cool. We all talking. Laughing. Blasting Gucci. I take a nap & wake up in FL...the black guy goes "Ima put y'all in a room then take yall to the club while I go visit my girl. Jarett (her white bf) will be at the room if y'all need a ride after work" ..sounds fair. BUT we don't pull up to the four seasons bitch. We pull up to a raggedy ass motel. So I said REAL QUICK "I'm not staying here Hun" THERE WERE LITERAL PROSTITUTES STANDING WITH THEIR PIMPS OUTSIDE. I SWEAR TO GOD. I said "I have $. I can get my own room. It's fine" so jessica (the white bitch) pulls me to the side & is like "we gone be at the club all night. This room for Jarrett not us! dnt even trip" So I was like yea bitch okay. But trust I am NOT laying my head here. So we leave our shit at the motel wit Jarrett & head to the club.
So we working. It was king of slow (it was early Friday night) the club had HELLA rules which I'm not use to (Ima full nude typa bitch). But this club require pasties & boy shorts & all this other shit..whatever. So after making about $800, I was ready to go. She was talking to some dude, tryna talk him out his wallet & they exchanged numbers. So I was like "call ur man. I'm ready!" ..she calls The black dude. I'm like ummm that's not ur man but okay. So I pull her to the side before he pulled up like "wassup wit ur roommate?" And she was like we're really close. Before I met Jarrett I was with him. He was taking care of me. I was like OHHH well I don't need that. "Taking care of Me" in stripper language means that was her pimp.

So I was like does Jarrett know? & she goes "of course not" ...strike 1.
So then she goes "I didn't make anything tonight. What u make because he's gna ask" ..I said "umm that's not yalls business Jess!" ..chill. So he pulls up & AS SOON as we get in he goes "what y'all make" we said at the same time "nothing" ...so he goes damn my girl said she had a bad night too. We finna go pick her up. (His fiance who lives down here) ..we pick her up & he goes "nobody made shit. Y'all wanna trap?" Trap in stripper lingo means trick. So jessica goes "hell yea! U got some clients" im in the back on mute. He was like "u can get some!" So jess is like "yea i need to trap. But jarret is at the room!" & he goes "i wasnt putting yall in thay shit hole tht was for him not y'all"