Cape or Cowl

Richard Grayson

           I never thought I would see the day, when my birthday was NOT a wreck. Every year, my party is raided by the neighborhood jerks. They always come, invited by THEIR parents, not me, not Bruce, their parents. So im stuck with them every single year. Oh, sorry. Forgot to introduce myself. My name's Dick. Quit it! I see you two laughing! Can't you go back to raiding the buffet?! Ok, where was I..? Oh, I'm Dick. My real name is Richard, but it's boring. The jerks laughing at my name are Gary and Yong. They ruin the party EVERY year! So every year I end up locking myself into a closet with snacks, cake, and my best friends, Wally and Connor. We spend three hours in there talking and eating while the jerks steal the party, dad works in the...... umm....., and Alfred keeps kids out of the house that shouldnt be there. Anyway, why shouldnt it be different this year? Connor didnt come this year because of vacation, but as usual, Gary and Yong stole the show, and the cake, and Wally and I were pushed into the closet. After a while of talking, he put his plate on his lap,............