Nerf Guns

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Chpt. 4/5 of Ponified Jophia
Chpt. 3/4 of Ponified Jin and Christian

Jolin: And we're back with another magical chapter!

*Rose pops out of nowhere*

Rose: WHATS UP? I'M HERE!

Christian: What is she doing here? Where did she even come from?!

Jolin: Good question, Rose, why are you here?

Rose: Well, I have a dare that I would be here so here I am, but since this is specifically an Ask or dare Jophia book, I'll pop up randomly every once in a while cx

Jolin: Ehh, okay... why are you a dragon?

Rose: Two words, Seto's fault...

~Flashback~

Rose: *walks out of ice cream parlor eating ice cream*

Seto: *splashes potion on Rose then disappears laughing*

Rose: *turns into a dragon*  Seto why?! _

~End of Flashback ~

Jolin: Well, lets fix that *splashes potion*

Rose: *turns back to normal* Yay! oh and where's Sophie? I also heard that Jin was supposed to be here.

Christian: Yeah that's the thing, they kinda disappeared into the sky

Rose: Oooooh! That reminds me, I also have a question, what does the End even have to do with space?

Jolin: uh, I don't know...

Christian: Me neither...

Jolin: Okaii, next question!

Christian: That is, *reads paper* what is the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Jolin: So my most embarrassing moment was when I was in standard 6....I was playing football for PE and I was wearing my shoes so....they literally flew 10 feet in the air when I kicked and everyone just started laughing.... yep .-.
Oh, and I'm pretty sure Sophie did the exact same thing soo yeah... ignore our stupidity cx

Rose: Ookay, next question! So this one is, *reads scrap of paper*  what is your favorite food, no candies allowed.

Jolin: Me and Sophie be loving pizza for laife! *starts breakdancing*

Christian: Ehhhhh...

Rose: Okay, so that's all the questions! On to the dares! *smirks*

Jolin: Sooooooo... what is it?

Rose: Let the boys, shoot the girls with nerf guns!

Jolin: Nooo!

Christian: Awesome! *nerf gun appears in hand* Hehehehe *smirk*

Jolin: Okay, I'm booking it! Aaaaah! *runs away*

Christian: Hey! Get back here! *chases her while firing the nerf gun*

A/N(Kouhaicx) Christian is actually a very nice person in real life and kawaii too cx

Rose: |°з°|

[Meanwhile]

Sophie: Jin, get off meh

Jin: Why .-.

Sophie: Cause I'm not a dragon anymore, I'm back to being a normal pony, and cause you're sitting on top of my back squishing me -_-

Jin: *looks down and see's that he is squishing Sophie* Oh, sorry *gets off*

Sophie: So what now?

Jin: I don't know *nerf gun appears in hand with note* Huh? What's this?

The note reads:

For this chapters dare, boys get to shoot girls with nerf guns, Have fun!

- Christian

Sophie: Well then... this will be... interesting... *starts walking away*

Jin: Don't move! *fires nerf gun at Sophie*

Sophie: *randomly teleports away next to Jin*

Jin: Hey, you can't teleport, that's cheating .-.

Sophie: But, I didn't try to teleport...

Jin: Well let's try this again! *fires nerf gun*

*Sophie teleports away again*

Sophie: I think I know what the problem is, you can't hit endermen with ranged weapons and since I'm an Enderpony, I guess the same physics apply

Jin: Aww, I wanted to have fun *randomly starts firing nerf gun at Sophie, but accidentally makes an Enderman teleport* Uh oh...

*Enderman screech noises can be heard*

Jin: Uh, Sophie...

Sophie: *looking at an ender lily*

Jin: *backs away from angry enderman that is approaching him* Sophie!

Sophie: *still distracted by the ender lily*

Jin: *starts running* SOPHIE!!!

Sophie: What?

Jin: *being chased down in circles by an enderman* HELP MEEE!

Sophie: How?

Jin: I don't know! Talk to it or something!

Sophie: But I can't speak in endertongue... *starts speaking in random enderman noises* never mind, guess I can

Jin: THEN HELP MEE! *enderman catches him and is dragging him around*

Sophie: But he looks scarewee ;-; ...

Jin: JUST DO SOMETHING! ANYTHING!

Sophie: *panicks* Uuuhh.... Oh I know! See ya guys later! *turns off camera*

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 07, 2015 ⏰

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