The Information Desk

A Rather Unwanted Encounter

A//N: #sorrynotsorry

"I'd rather not." Densetsu replied flatly. His expression was unreadable and cold, well it's the expected reaction from an IRA asset being asked by his bbp if he wanted to get it on with him all night long...whatever that meant.

Gekido pouted and stalked off to pester Soblk again for the fifth time today.

Den watched his friend leave, it's been almost 100 years since they last seen each other and he really didn't want Gekido to leave his side again. He just couldn't stand the thought of being alone.

Although it was rather nice to be celebrating an ancient Earth tradition called Halloween. It was strange but it was nice that the humans had an entire day dedicated to loving and worshiping monsters, a day that they the most trusted Thrae-Veggies could enjoy all together.

Officer Loveyoulongtime strutted up to Kevin and made the most seductive hairflip that he's ever seen. "OOOooh, Kevin. Why don't you show me all of that mighty strength you posses." Kevin opened his mouth to speak but Officer Loveryoulongtime placed his index finger onto his lips and sshhed him. "Let's take this lovely thing upstairs." He grabbed Kevin by the wrist and dragged him upstairs and into a room.

Moving on.

Gekido was flat out drunk and had to be restrained. Yeaah...Apparently making a MSA intoxicated wasn't the greatest thing. He sorta tried to rip Gizmos face off in a confused bloodlust episode...Now he's chilling in the closet all tied up.

Den wasn't the least bit concerned about Gekido, he's been through worse. Much worse.

After an unexpected dance off between Toka and Florth (Toka won, mainly because Florth had no limbs...And Toka had like...8 limbs.) someone, in the darkness slid into the closet where Gekido was tied up in.

It was the one

And only

OFFICER LOVEYOULONGTIIIIIIIIIME!!

Slight banging and muffled moans were emitted from the closet.

Quickly followed by Officer Loveyoulongtime sliding out of the closet with a blood stain on his pants a few inches below his crotch.

A//N: Omg, Gekido was raped. Again, and he bit the rapist's dick...again...man such originality.

That moment when you decide to involve yourself into a story only to screech and flip tables at one of your characters.

In the far corner was a strange figure, dressed in a black tunic with a half shaved hairstyle. She was writing down a bunch of ideas and small facts about well, everything in her journal with limitless pages.

Sting walked up to her and tried to look at the notes, she lifted her gaze and screeched at him as well as placing a fancy top hat on his head. Sting gasped and touched that hat ontop of his head, he ran off to show everyone his now majestic face.

The woman smiled and muttered "He likes hats." Before returning to her notes.

Den was bombarded by Officer Loveyoulongtime who decided to have his way with the poor IRA turtle hitman.

"Densetsu, my Densetsu. I'll pay you to get rid of this hard friend of mine." Officer Loveyoulongtime started, he had a boner. And it was painfully clear that Officer Loveyoulongtime wanted to pay Den to 'get rid of it'.

Den made a face, he backed away slowly from the presumed rapist. That only made him smile, and man did he smile seductively. Like, damn.

Densetsu found himself being kissed on the lips, he blushed a bit. Mainly out of surprise. Officer Loveyoulongtime stopped and decided to lick Dens neck.

Ya don goofed son!

He was quickly greeted with a really peaved Densetsu. He then unsheathed his nodachi and struck the perv down with its hilt.

Den kicked Officer Loveyoulongtime in the side as an added bonus. "How's that hard friend now?" He asked, unamused.

Unable to respond Officer Loveyoulongtime just released a pained whimper. Giving Den satisfaction, he left the perv alone.

Right before Den left Officer Loveyoulongtimes view, he muttered "Den, I will hump that until I'm satisfied with my life choices." And rolled away, off to claim his next male victim.

A//N: I'm not sorry, I just...I just can't even. THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A HALLOWEEN WRITING EXERCISE. WHERE DID IT GO SO WRONG?! WHY DID IT TURN INTO A 'FOLLOW OFFICER LOVEYOULONGTIME ON HIS QUEST TO RAPE ALL OF SHADOW'S MALE CHARACTERS!' FUDGE. What is wrong with me xD