hay b0sz [One Erection Fanfic]

cahtper 2 ; secksy boi tyme

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the secksy boys took me into there limo and i felt a strange tingling down in my no-no zon e. "dont be scured- we r gonna protect u" the tal one with tarzan hair told me. "my name is horny steals. thes e r my frends. we r in a band calld one erection." he said, his long frog-like fingers tapping sixteenth note rhythms onto my thigh. i let out a moan, like a young crocodile escaping the confides of its mothers womb.
"omg horny, its not just ur chilf. we r gonna ahare her" the bleached blonde gair one screeched, a small crack dorming in the window to my right. the crack looked like a 24 inch horse cock, making me deool a little. " my naem is nail horton. i play the gitor and my face is that of an angel" the blonde veauty rreplied.
"my name is bon qui qui and my parents kick ed me out" i whispered, tears forming in my wyes, making me look 797 times more priiittttier. "dont cry" horny said, slurping the tears out of my cruspy eye lids. my wyes met his, and fireworks blew up inside me.
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OMG SHES DYING A FIREWORK JUST CAME OUT OF HER. SHE NEEDS TO GET TO THE HOSPITAL"
and then it all went blacks

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Lol guis cliffhaner ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) haha

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