Omg my life
Status:Single
So I'm single and then started listening to a romance song.
*claps*
Made me miss having someone to love.
Buuuut of course
All Crushes
———–—
Christy:Doesn't Like Me Like That
Taylin:Too busy crushing on others
Sadie:Because my friend asked her out and she said I Will Answer On Monday this is unknown for the time being.
August:Uh,Really hard to tell about her.
Yeah well right after a breakup,literally all of my friends immediately get girlfriends.
I-is that fair?!
And what's worse
Literally they each got a girl hotter than any of my exes
Why must the colony of earth do this to
Me?!
So
Listening to this love song
And suddenly I imagine drake singing it
Now
Listen to the actual lyrics of the song
"Don't know if I ever could be
Without you cause (whatever gender,in my case girl) you complete me.
In time I know that we'll both see
What we're all we need."
*walks out of sad,lonely corner*
I HATE BEING THE ONLY ONE AT MY
SCHOOL WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND
OR EVEN AN ACTUAL,SOLID CRUSH
*takes out flamethrower of relationships*
Heh..
Now I will say 3 terrifying things
STUDENT LOANS
*le gasp*
CHILD SUPPORT
*hundreds pass out*
And the final,shocking word..
COMMITMENT
*children screams can be heard for ages*
Happy No Shave November
