Chilli walked into the shabby motel, looking all cheesy and such. Removing his sunglasses, he walked up the desk.
“Hello, I am looking for a person.” Chilli said to the desk clerk. The clerk looked at him with a bored look.
“Who?” Chilli started sweating. He didn’t think he would have to go through so much work in order to do this.
“Erm….eh…you…know…that person…..” Suddenly, Chilli jumped up at the desk clerk and punched them in the face. The clerk lie sprawled out on the floor behind the desk. Chilli grinned a very cheesy grin.
“My work has just begun.” Chilli whispered. “Soon, you will know of the Great Cheeseball Killer.” Smiling, Chilli whipped a sparkly compact and a bottle of hair gel out of his satchel. He looked in the mirror and slicked his hair back. Grabbing for his bag again, he removed a copy of 180 from it and placed it on the still body of the clerk.
“Thanks for buying my album,” Chilli said while taking some money from the clerk’s wallet. He hurried down the hallway and knocked on door 69 #lol. A familiar beany face greeted him at the door.
“wassup r u redi 2 paint the town of lose angeles red #lol” the beany voice said. Chilli looked at him confusingly.
“Why are you talking like that, Cav?” Chilli asked.
“idk m8 but it who I am now #bantz” Cav replied. “i thk we need to go now there’s babes w8in 4 us to put em in a cali daze #lol”
Chilli sighed cheesily and put on cool as heck sunglasses. He handed Cav a pair of cool heart sunglasses because the sunglasses made Cavan look lame as heck. He didn’t want the babes to be all over the lame skinny 12 year old. The bean leaped on the back of Chilli and hooked on to his shoulder with his tooth. Cav squeezed Chilli’s butt. By accident, of course. It was soft and nice. Chilli groaned and revved up his heelys.
“Girls of L.A., here we come!!!”
they zoomed away
Cav and Chilli were zooming through Los Angeles, CA on their heelys when they saw a cool ass LOADED FULL OF #BABES AT MCDONALDS.
“chili m8 look at the babs at macdonalds”
“I see ‘em. I’m heelying over them.” Chilli looked into his compact again and slicked back his hair with more gel to look even more #babely. Cavan bit Chilli’s shoulder to make him hurry up. Cav was very excited.
Chilli leaned over toward the babe mobile and noticed something very important.
THEY WERE NOT BABES BUT MEN IN THE BAND PEACE.
Cavan also noticed.
“sorry peace bros ur not ugly but ur not bab gudby”
Sam Koisser winked at them seductively. Chilli and Cav looked at each other in fear. Michael…Jackson…pedophile….no…..t…okay…creepy….no…homo….#lol
Sam saw that they were looking at him and blew a kiss in their direction. Sam stepped out of the car and slipped his hand in Chilli’s butt pocket. Chilli felt a piece of paper on his tight jeans. Sam whispered in Chilli’s ear as he removed his hand from his pocket.
“Call me #lol”
Chilli screamed A Lot. Cav began to scream A Lot. Everything was screaming.
Chilli revved up his heelys again and zoomed away as fast as possible back to the hotel. Turning around, Cav saw the Peace Mobile not far behind them. He bit into Chilli’s shoulder to make him go faster.
“faster m8 #lol”
Chilli arrived at the hotel and locked all the doors before they could come over there and do gross homo stuff with them.
“lets nvr go babhuntin in Cali agin chilli m8”
“Agreed.”
