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Murasakibara Atsushi: Hah~ it's stooooo boring.... I want my girlfriend here...
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Aomine Daiki: Uwah!!! GIRLFRIEND!???? YOU??? AHAHAHA!!! MY ASS'S GONNA RIP OFF!!!
Midorima Shintarou: What does it have to do with your arse? I do not get it. Anyways, congratulations Atsushi for getting a gigantic girlfriend.
Aomine Daiki:............
Kagami Taiga: I was wondering... What if we all had Murasakibara's eyes?
Midorima Shintarou: Only idiots can think of that...
Kagami Taiga: B-baka!! Dare ga aho da???!!! Koraaaaaaaaa!!!!!
Midorima Shintarou: Mendokusai.
Kuroko Tetsuya: Ah ah.....doushitano, Kagai-chan??
Kagami Taiga: Koraaaaaaaaa!!! Kuroko teme!!!!
Kuroko Tetsuya: Non non.. I told you doggie. My name is Blank Page. You should all go on yer knees and call me Blank-sama!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Kagami Taiga: This guy...has lost it for sure.
Aomine Daiki: Yeah...
Kagami Taiga: Ignoring that, Murasaki eyes and Midori eyes....hmm. Murasakibara's eyes are crappy as shit. They're too small. Midorima is on average.
Murasakibara Atsushi: It's not my eyes that's crappy. It's your bushy brow that makes everything seem small. Like that time at the basuke competition, I pulled you bushy brow...
Midorima Shintarou: Ma, at least I have better eyes than you, Murasakibara.
Murasakibara Atsushi: No you don't, Mido-chin. You wear specs and it makes your eyesight poorer..
Midorima Shintarou: OBJECTION!!! Four eyes can see way better than two eyes..hmph!
Takao Kazunari: I see Murasakibara in a different light now.
Murasakibara Atsushi: Ah...finally you praised me.
Takao Kazunari: Actually, that's not a praise. It's an insult. Lol.PFFFT.
Murasakibara Atsushi: I really am going to kill you in candy world one day.. ONE DAY!!!!
Takao Kazunari: One day or two days you still won't kill me...lol
Kagami Taiga: Murasakibara no yaro!!!!! Ahem! Next...eto.. Ah! Ao eyes vs Murasaki eyes!!! Well as usual, Murasakibara's eyes are still crappy. Only this time, Aomine joins in. Aomine's eyes are definitely crappy too!!!!
Aomine Daiki: Harh!!!?? Fuzakeruna!!! Kono yaro!!! BAKA yaro!!!! Your eyes are even crappier!!!!! They look like those *Zashkiwarashi dolls!!! (Note: Zashkiwarashi = scary Japanese ghost doll)
Kagami Taiga: Harh!!??? At least mine shoots out ultimate zone no Hikari!!?? Unlike you, who lost to me at the last moment... Your eyes ran out on you!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Momoi Satsuki: Ja...what about Tetsu-kun!??
Kagami Taiga: That is...I don't even wanna think about it.
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