The Very Bored Girl

Once apon a time there was a very pretty girl named Alexis.  She had just finished spending the holidays with her grandparents.  Now she was in the car driving back home to her castle in awesomeland.  She was very bored.

"Oh I really wish that I had something to do " Alexis said glumly.  Suddenly, she heard a weird scratching noise at her window.  She asked her mother if she could open the window to let some fresh air in and her mother approved.  When she opened her window she screamed!  There was a gnome running by her car and it pulled her right out and they both tumbled into a large cattle pasture.

"Ow! Well why did you do that?" Alexis questioned the gnome.

"Well," said the gnome, "I was out taking a walk in the nice weather when I heard you say you wished you had something to do.". Alexis was quite suprised by this answer ,  but only for a second.

"You fool!" she yelled angrily. " you terrible gnome! I wanted something to do in my car! Now I'll never get home." the gnome felt terribly sorry for what he had done. And Alexis suddenly felt a strong feeling of curiosity. She had never seen a living gnome before.

"So Mr. ummm what is your name?"

The gnome gladley told her "Why, my name. Is Gnome 2,245!". Alexis found this quite funny!

"Are you serious? Gnome 2,245 isn't a name!" she exlaimed.

"Well then I guess I don't have a  name" the gnome said sadley and started to cry.

"Oh!"  Alexis. exlaimed . "I didn't mean to make you cry! Az a matter of fact, I'll just give you a name myself" " I'll name you.... George. Mr. George. So Mr. George, tell me a little about midgets.  "Well, gnomes really love to help others. And we all live in very small houses compared to human's. Come with me, I'll show you!". So Alexis and Mr. George set off for gnome land. It didn't take very long at all.  Once they got to gnome land all of the midgets put on a talet show to let Alexis see all the special talents that the gnomes had.  They had all sorts of wondrous talents that Alexis had no idea even existed!  That night, Alexis asked Mr. George how she would get home.  "Well, I do know someone who can lead you to the train station.  Us midgets are always hitchhiking on the train.  So, the next day, Mr. George's friend took Alexis to the train station to buy her tickets.  When she got back home, her mother asked her where she had been and Alexis just decided to keep the whole gnome thing to herself.

                        THE END

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Yeah, sorry if that was bad.  I literally wrote this on a 6 hour car ride home.  When I was 11.