Just as John Cena was about to clobber me, a man shouted, "Come and get me big guy!" It was Chuck Norris! John Cena jumped over my head and tried to bring down Chuck Norris. Instead, he landed flat on his face.
"Nice try big guy," Chuck Norris taunted, "But you are going to have to do better than that. After all, I threw a grenade and killed fifty people. Then the grenade exploded."
John Cena growled, and tackled Chuck Norris again. Meanwhile, I took the valuable distraction and called the cops. Pretty soon, John Cena and Chuck Norris were being towed away by the cops.
Suddenly Bruce Lee showed up. "I thought you died!" I said.
"I did," he answered, "But I heard that Chuck Norris was fighting at your place. I didn't want to miss out on the action."
Soon Bruce Lee was gone too, not before I recived an autograph for my karate dojo. I was watching Gravity Falls in my room once more when I heard "Baby" faintly sounding from upstairs. Where was it coming from. Was it who I thought it was? "I'm doomed." I thought.
The end?
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John Cena Stole My Socks?
Short StoryIt was an ordinary day, until WWE superstar broke into my house and stole my socks. What will happen to me? Read this in no way memetacular story to find out!