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Harry Kromer, cut/copy/paste king

harry kromer is the cut/copy/paste king.

harry kromer, rumour has it, is double-jointed in his left thumb.

harry kromer employes thirty four cut/copy/pasters, who he refers to as his princes and princesses.

harry kromer has saved you millions of dollars in cut/copy/paste time.

harry kromer, when not at work, drives a red mustang and wears socks that match the candy apple paint job.

harry kromer lost his hair a long time ago, but you'd never know it.

harry kromer would prefer if you didn't call it a wig, hair piece, or toupé.

harry kromer never married but has reputedly fathered a plethora of children, mostly with his legion of former secretaries.

harry kromer has a house big enough to sleep twenty but it echoes with the haunting sound of loneliness.

harry kromer fantasizes about one day choreographing the inevitable showdown between his squad of princes and princess and his army of illegitimate bastard children as a large musical number (see Jets vs. Sharks).

harry kromer once donated a chimpanzee to the local zoo. they called it harry.

one day, harry kromer accidentally cut himself right out of his black leather, executive model, extra padded, swivel chair.

harry kromer was never pasted.