Authors note: hi guys! :D its me Anna!!!! Okay so this note was suggested by, Vivian ****** (ya don't need to know her last name). Anyways, this story/guide was made for humour and romance. Actually not romance but whatever. Wow your probably going like 'GET TO THE POINT ANNA,' well, BE PATIENT. Okay so, I am not an actual therapist unfortunately. *taps thigh* Uh well, don't actually follow my guide, except some of my steps such as 1-2. You will know when it is appropriate if you read it. If you actually believed I was a therapist then, HAH TRICKED YAH APRIL FOOLS. Wait. Anna its not April. *sigh* I'm so immature. Wait that is a good thing right? If you read step #2 then you would understand Cx. Ok then, go ahead and read the guide. Hope you like it!!!! AND IF YOU ARE VIVIAN OR CHRISTINE, HAIIIIII THERE FRIEDS XDDDD
Step three: Don't be dumb/immature
Only be immature when you have to. Examples: goofing around, doing homework, doing chores, and taking a bath. And never, and I mean NEVER, be dumb. Being immature and being dumb are totally different meanings. If you wanna be dumb, your mature. Very mature. Too mature in fact. Examples of these kind of people, my aunt, business people who do too much paperwork, and... most teachers/principals. Mature is boring which means dumb. SO DON'T BE DUMB LADEH!!!!!!
Step four: Always get involved with charities
Unlike OrganicCoconutOil, you should get out there, and help other people who meed your appreciation. Don't you care about other people, not just you? Well if you answered no, WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!? SHOW SOME LOVE IN THIS WORLD, WITH LOTS OF THIRSTY STARVING PEOPLE OUT THERE!!!!! Anyways, people who answered yes, this is for you. OrganicCoconutOil (aka OCO) got lost, and never came back to help support charities. So you don't wanna be like OCO right? OF COURSE YA DON'T. Oh you better not wanna be like her or else you will have to pay by giving me your LIF- uhhhh never mind! Any who, you have to get there and help people! Some things you can do is, donate money. Or cupcakes. Or frosting. Or candy. Or water. Or schools. Wait, what? I am getting off topic here! Okay so the real point is, if you want to help people, then go for it. DON'T JUST LAY THERE
IN YO BED, EATING MCDONALDS AND BURGER KING, HALP DEM PEOPLE!!!!!! Ok then bye! Hope ya do c:
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Has this guide helped you in your life your far? These tips are coming from a expert therapist named Anna so they better help.
Don't be a keep your things to yourself. Tell me in the comments that this helped you so much in your little life. I'm very sure I helped a lot. 'Cause I'm a expert therapist, so it better.
I am a professional therapist, and only help specific people such as, my friends. And my family. Thats it. So don't ask about paying a visit to my office (bedroom). And jerks from my school (Aidan, Dylan, Noah, etc) YOU AIN'T GETTING SOME EXPERT ADVICE FROM MEHHHH Cx
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How To Not Be Like OrganicCoconutOil
RomanceStep one: You try to not get lost. Credits to: KaylaDaSweggyUnicorn the main idol of this guide and unicorn_oreo_2004 for having coconut oil on her desk while i was writing this story. More creds to Kayla tho. Cx Shoutouts to: Christine and Vivian...
