Update April 2021..
After rereading this I realised how terrible it was so I'm just updating it trying to spell check as much as I can.
Adding a few bits just to make the story flow a little bit better I can't really fix it all otherwise I'd be here for a month of Sundays but I'm giving it a good go.
Joker sat at the end of a long table in a thrown type chair ,yawning away as all his men raising a glass to their boss.
"Cheers boss , here's to 20 more years of chaos" jokers eye twitched he can't stand sick ups.
"Yes yes it's been fun boys " joker said slight flick of the wrist.
one of his men wasn't in the room " where's jaws?" fitting name really considering he had only half a bottom jaw left after one of the jokers laughing gas canisters went off and jaws was laughing so hard that he stumbled far to close to a ticking bomb inside gotham national bank which Blew most of his jaw and himself in too separate directions
.....ha that was a good day!
All the men shrugged at his question and continued drinking but his question was soon answered when jaws came strolling in with big long coffin sized box , he carried it across the room with great difficulty...it dropped on the table with a thud, all the men ceased they're talking and all looked to joker to see his next move.
Joker leaped from his chair rubbing his hand with a excited grin spread across his face "for me jaws"? jaws nodded to his boss "well u shouldn't have ,not a dog I hope?"...jaws had a glow of amusement in his eyes as joker pulled back the lid and dropped it on the floor ...he peered into the box and there was women sound asleep long dark brown hair ...his eyes looked over the body she was in her black silky pj's. "Erm what am I meant to do with this? Hmmm? I have a type ya know ..blonde! petite! " he drop his hand to her belly and jiggled it's slightly "this certainly not petite and certainly not BLONDE!!!"...jaws eyes dropped to the ground as he shuffled from foot to foot ..
He continued to analyse his New pet
She had pale skin but rosey cheeks , pretty in her own way he decided.
"Ah no matter she could be fun for a bit put her in the 2nd bedroom and lock the door " joker said with irritation in his voice.
Jaws pulled the girl out the box and threw her over his shoulder
Joker all most looked impressed at the fact he could carry her
Joker slowly sunk back into his seat andbcontinued with his thoughts
Well that was a bust present well I can at least enjoy killing her I guess.
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Jokers Birthday
FanfictionIts been 20 years since joker fell into the tank of acid , this the day he believes he was born into a new man .his birthday is also the day he gets a little gift from one of his many henchman.
