Nonsense Story

Nonsense Story 1

 Once there was a dog that looked like a dog because that is what dogs look like. They look like dogs because dogs are dog shaped. Anyway the dog was walking like a dog because you know how dogs walk like dogs. The dog (yes this dog,) was walking, and found a pig. So the dog carried the pig by it's wings. Because pigs have wings. The dog carried the pig home but the pig started to talking in it's low pig voice.

"I am a pig." Then the pig started to sing like a singing pig. "🎶🎼I am a pig, and if you aren't a pig too. I will turn you into a stew and eat you for dinnnnnnner. Oh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah" Then the dog remembered that all singing pigs only like pigs nothing else, so the dog said "Pig Smig Wig Thig Naig." And the dog turned into a pig. The pig was happy again then ate spaghetti. The dog was happy again because the pig was just as happy because the dog was happy because they were both happy because Ally the cow was there.

Ally the cow said moo, because that is what cows say and Ally is a cow. Ally was hungry and the dog and pig were too so they found a potato to share. They found two potato's named Phil and Ella. Then they ate them, then they found bread named Steve and ate that too. Then they wanted to eat eyes so they ate a Mad eye, named Madi. So they ate that.

In Ally, the pig, and the dog stomachs Phil, Ella, Steve, and Madi talked about themselves, and how food like they were. Madi said that being an eye was the best, you could see everything. Phil and Ella said they liked being potato's because they could come in many different shapes and sizes. Steve said he liked being bread because... well because .... Steve liked bread. Madi thought Steve was too bread like, so Madi complained about Steve and Steve cried. Phil made Steve happier but Ella complained along with Madi. Everyone complained or cried or was happy because they weren't hungry anymore.The end.