Through The Donut Hole

Chapter 6: Double Performance?

Eren's POV

So as it turned out, I wasn't doing the lessons just to get close to Levi. Apparently, Levi wanted me to ACTUALLY do good on the pole. Of course, this disappointed me...I can't stop thinking about last time where we were so close to kissing. I never knew how hard my heart could pound until Levi came into my life. Jesus, I sound like such a sappy motherfucker; but I can't sustain myself from the truth. 

After so many lessons, I think I finally got the hang of it. It was a pain in the ass most of the time because Levi kept yelling at me to do better; But he motivated me by being shirtless during all the lessons. No, I didn't do the wiggly eyebrows or anything whenever he walked in...pft.

Flashback Of Eren's Fail:

I was sitting there, early as usual. Don't want to get punished by the grand ol' Levi. It was about 5 seconds after it hit 6:00 that my hunk walked through the door. Shirtless. That caught me off guard, I didn't even plan a schedule where I had time to relieve myself! I basically sat there, flustered, while he prepared everything like it was nothing. Luckily I cleared my face of embarrassment before he had a chance to look at me.

Oh it doesn't end there...Levi finally lifted his eyes and started to talk but stopped when he realized what I was doing.

I was casually propping myself on the stage, wiggling my eyebrows; "Well well well hot stuff. You're lookin' fab." Levi was in shock for a few seconds, so shocked that he dropped the pen he was holding.

He facepalmed, "Eren I think you need to just sit in the corner."

"Aw man."

End Of Eren's Fail

And that was that. I don't know what came over me that day, but I just couldn't help it. I mean if a hot shirtless guy came out of nowhere, wouldn't you wiggle your eyebrows at them? Don't even deny it.

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I was currently handing out the trash, like a normal human being; when that crazy motherfucker Hanji jumped in front of me: "OH MY GOD EREN, GUESS WHAT." Her eyes glimmered, oh my she's always saying stuff like this.

I sighed and said unamused; "Yes Hanji?" It took her a while to tell me since she was basically seizuring on the ground from how excited she was. How does she have all this energy? Finally she took a couple deep breaths, and said:

"You're going to be performing with Levi tonight."

Excuse me?

Am I hallucinating?

I knew I shouldn't of drank that carton of orange juice all at once.

It seems she noticed my baffled face, so she repeated those terrifying words; "Eren, you're performing with Levi tonight." I finally found my voice and said, "Oh I heard you; I'm just confused at why you would put me with Levi of all people. I mean, I look like a squid prostitute while he's a sex god."

She giggled and completely ignored my protest, "Ah babe, you'll be fineeee~ The routine is easy, you'll learn it quick enough. And I'm sure you can't be that upset that you're performing with Levi." Hanji ended with a wink. She always knows how to make someone uncomfortable, I'll give her that.

"Well, I'll give you time to practice. Sayonara!" She skipped away, clearly enjoying herself.

My head dropped, goddammit...I don't feeeel like it. Oh my god, what if Levi's shirtless while performing? I chuckled to myself and went to find this "routine" that Hanji was talking about. I'm so not gonna enjoy this.