Yoda is Green!

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  Yoda is green. You can't argue with the fact that Yoda is green. No one can change his skin color. He is the second best Jedi, Darth Vader is the first. You can't dip his whole body in paint and make him a different. Yoda is green. IT LOOKS LIKE WE DONE HERE! What... I think I have to explain a little more. Yoda talks backwards and if you can't understand him, well too bad for you. NOW WE ARE DONE HERE... I think that is about it ... Yea... I'm kinda worried that you guys will not understand... I'll think about it... Maybe... I guess. Let's just move on... I guess.

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