One Direction Imagines and One Shots

Twisted Imagines

[A/N] These are a few imagines that will just about never happen in the history of like, ever. You'll get what I mean by "twisted" when you read. They really just show what sometimes goes through my head. Enjoy.

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Harry: You're doing the dishes when Harry comes up from behind you and kisses your neck. He grabs a butcher knife from inside the sink, turns around and you hear a scream come from behind you. You turn around to see Chuck Norris dead on the ground still bleeding. You look up at Harry who jumps on the counter, morphs into Spongebob, jumps on a bear, and rides away singing Sexy and I Know It.

Zayn: You and Zayn are watching tv when you decide to change the channel. He stands up and starts to yell like a lunatic while jumping on the couch. He jumps off and runs out the door with you following. A car comes and you shield your eyes when you hear the screech of wheels and a loud honk of the car horn. You slowly look back at to where you last saw Zayn but all you see is the car. No Zayn, no blood, not even a dent in the car. He's just... gone.

Louis: You and Louis are walking through the aisle of a grocery store. Louis picks up a box of cereal and stares at it for a little while. He throws it on the ground, stomps on it, and then does the same to a few other kinds of cereal. He looks at you and quickly approaches with a can of soup in his hand. He says, "Here, have some soup," and hands you the can. He starts to laugh like an insane person and does a small jig before running away, pushing stuff off of the shelves as he runs away still laughing.

Niall: You and Niall are sitting at the table eating dinner. Well, you're eating, he's not. He's just staring at the food, pure disgust on his face even though it's his favorite meal. "Something wrong?" you ask. "I'm not hungry," he says.

Liam: You're in the passenger seat of yours and Liam's car as Liam is driving. He has the radio turned up loud and is singing along, just as loud, to Just Give Me a Reason. When the song is about half way through, the radio turns to static and Liam completely stops singing. He looks dead ahead as he speeds up while you beg him to just stop the car. He only keeps going and the car starts to lift off the ground. You're practically screaming now but the car starts to fly over the big lake you've been driving next to for about ten minutes. The car drops into the lake with both you and Liam still in it with all the windows up but Liam's and the doors locked. He quickly swam out of the car through his window and watched the car sink to the bottom, with you still in it.