1. Buy a haunted mansion on buyhauntedmansionsonline.com
2. Pretend that I’m a 12-year old Doctor who graduated medical school early.
3. Perform surgery at my local hospital, while pretending I’m a 12-year old Doctor.
4. Steal all the llamas in the world and hide them under my bed.
5. Give my mother’s purse to a jewel thief. If he’s a jewel thief, then that means he won’t steal a purse right?
6. Put an ad on ebay, asking for another set of parents to adopt me. I mean who wouldn’t? :D
7. Tell a newly married couple that the groom’s going to regret his decision in 2 years and then slap a piece of cake in the bride’s face, telling her to “take her wedding dress to another guy.”
8. Ask the CIA if it stands for Crazy Ignorant Americans.
9. Invite a hobo into my house and serve him/her dinner. Then tell my family that I’m going to adopt him/her.
10. Shoot Kiki with a gun *gun accidently goes off an shoots Kiki* Whoops. 0_0 I’m sorry Kiki!
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100 More Things I'm Not Allowed to Do
HumorThese are all the things that I'm not allowed to do! So enjoy them! the FBI took me in and made me write this list :D