100 More Things I'm Not Allowed to Do

1. Buy a haunted mansion on buyhauntedmansionsonline.com

2. Pretend that I’m a 12-year old Doctor who graduated medical school early.

3. Perform surgery at my local hospital, while pretending I’m a 12-year old Doctor.

4. Steal all the llamas in the world and hide them under my bed.

5. Give my mother’s purse to a jewel thief. If he’s a jewel thief, then that means he won’t steal a purse right?

6. Put an ad on ebay, asking for another set of parents to adopt me. I mean who wouldn’t? :D

7. Tell a newly married couple that the groom’s going to regret his decision in 2 years and then slap a piece of cake in the bride’s face, telling her to “take her wedding dress to another guy.”

8. Ask the CIA if it stands for Crazy Ignorant Americans.

9. Invite a hobo into my house and serve him/her dinner. Then tell my family that I’m going to adopt him/her.

10. Shoot Kiki with a gun *gun accidently goes off an shoots Kiki* Whoops. 0_0 I’m sorry Kiki!