Miss Not So Naive Levi x Reader

One

When you see French text the following dialog in bold is translation, this follows through the whole book not just this chapter. Soon you'll remember French + bold text = translation. 

From the day I started at Wall Maria Publishing as a intern, Levi Ackerman has always been known as "Captain" he's the boss, the person who keeps things running, keeping us in line when we needed a little push or as he would say "a kick in the ass." I respected Mr.Ackerman after all, he gave me the window of opportunity. Sending in a story I desperately wanted published after working on it since my freshman year of college, one day it would gain me a rejection letter. "Ms (L/N) we regret to inform you " basically means "your story is shit please don't quit your day job, pleasure in ripping your dreams to pieces and making your mother spit out a I told ya so" but just a few short days later I received a phone call asking if I was willing to intern for Mr.Ackerman and holy Freckled Jesus did I take it. Now, here I sit in my comfortable office (comfortable meaning hey I got a office, finally getting away from my small table that couldn't even fit my mini Mac book air and a cup of pencils on, gaining a laugh from short stack every time he walked by, now to a office I can't fit more then three people in but you better take it or you'll be running tea to Levi for another two years) making honest money finally getting the respect I deserve from my mother, okay even I had a laugh on that one, respect from my mother was a pat on the back and her spitting out "you didn't fuck shit up this time" sadly I didn't get that yet so respect is the last thing I had from her.

The click of heels hitting the tiled floor irked me, not because of the sound but because of who is making the sound, Petra, that bitch, too harsh ? Anyway she's been giving me grief since I was a Naive intern even though I was 24 well over her age but I let the fake smile happen for soon she will be Mrs.Ackerman and I need a job.

"Working hard or hardly working ?" Petra sticks her head in my office even though the door was closed, who the hell just barges they're way into someone's office ? Petra that's who.

A small laugh was all I could give

"I keep telling Levi the help needs to be fired." She smiles

Help ? HELP?

"Help ?" I hear a familiar voice question

"I don't call my staff help, mindless monkeys yes but help ? That's just fucking insulting." Levi says looking at her with bored eyes

Oh help is more insulting than mindless monkeys ? Okay then.

"Darling, I-"

"I am busy, your presences is no help to me." Levi nods my way

"If I leave then I am gone for good Ackerman."

"Please show Ral her way out, it seems through her senseless train of thought she has forgotten where the hell the exist is." Levi asks Connie whom I tell you is not security.

"Yeah, well fuck you !" Petra screams

"Nah, I'm good,the sex has bored me after all." Levi shouts back

Oh fuck, shit just got real, I hold my sides as I quietly laugh earning a glare from my newly best friend Petra.

••••
After a long day of work and a very interesting beginning I look forward of going home, the one place I can walk around braless and pants-less and not get weird stares from anyone well... besides my dog but she's a jerk anyway.

My door creeks as a loud voice booms through my comfortable office.

(l/n) these papers need to be sent to Ackerman, hop on it."

"Erwin, it's ten pm I've been here way over my working hours and you're asking me to hop on dicks fucking gross, I'm gonna ask you to calm the fuck down." I say with the most deadpanned look